[CryptoButthead.com , rgo, mschro, November 19, 2024] Well, howdy! Ash here with Booker, and boy, do we have a story for ya! Bitcoin’s gone and shot up over $93,000 again, faster than a jackrabbit on a date. Meanwhile, eighteen states, led by Texas with its cowboy hat on, have taken the SEC to court. They’re … Read moreBitcoin Blastin’ Past $93k, SEC’s Got Some Texan Trouble
[CryptoButthead.com , msc, mschro, November 5, 2024] Howdy, folks! Buckle up, ‘cause this election ain’t just about who’s gonna be sittin’ in the Oval Office. Nope, it’s about where Bitcoin’s headed, and these days, that’s like watchin’ a rodeo with a bull that just don’t wanna quit. Research and brokerage firm Bernstein has been keepin’ … Read moreTrump vs. Harris: The Bitcoin Battle That Could Shake Up the Market
[CryptoButthead.com , msc, mschro, October 14, 2024] Well, partner, it’s been a wild ride, but look who’s struttin’ back to the big numbers. Bitcoin’s hit a whopping $64,602. Now, if that ain’t something to celebrate, I don’t know what is! Ash over here’s been grinnin’ all day, sayin’ we might just see Bitcoin wranglin’ its … Read moreBitcoin Hits $64,602, MicroStrategy Gunning for Trillion-Dollar Valuation, While Ethereum Could Use a Boost
[CryptoButthead.com , msc, mschro, August 31, 2024] Hey folks, Ash & Booker here! 🌞 Just got back from summer vacation and man, it was worth every second. But we can’t say the same about today’s investors—they’re all spineless, blowing with the wind. 💨 Seen Nvidia’s quarterly numbers? Fantastic! 🚀 But guess what? The stock’s tanking. … Read moreThe Decline of the American Dream: When Markets Go Woke and Investors Lose Their Backbone
[CryptoButthead.com , msc, mschro, June 15, 2024] Hey there, folks! It’s been a while, but Ash and Booker are back in action. 😎📉 It’s like we’ve been trapped in a time warp of boredom for the last three months. We had a hunch this might happen – that the “Sell in May and Go Away” … Read moreNavigating the Doldrums: Our Take on the Summer Lull in Markets, NVidia’s AI Dominance, and Tesla’s Critics
[CryptoButthead.com , msc, mschro, May 13, 2024] Hey there, folks! It’s your friendly neighborhood hillbillies, Ash and Booker, coming at ya with some hot Bitcoin action. 🤠🎓 Today, Bitcoin is brewing around the $60,000 mark. 🤑💥 Bitcoin is like a tightrope walker right now, balancing precariously on that $60K line. The market’s trying to decide … Read moreBitcoin Balancing Act: Bulls vs. Bears in the $60K Showdown
[CryptoButthead.com , msc , bsc , April 29, 2024] Yo friends … Ash and Booker here, bringing y’all a down-home, yet sharp-witted roundup of this wild week in the financial markets. 📈🤠 Let’s get to diggin’ into the nitty-gritty without wasting a hot minute! First up, ain’t it a hoot that over 200 of them … Read moreBulls, Bears, and Bitcoin: Another Crazy Week Ahead
[CryptoButthead.com , msc , mschro , April 18, 2024] The Crypto Convergence: How Bitcoin and Ethereum are Bridging Their Divide Well, well, well, ain’t this a sight for sore eyes, Booker! Looks like them big ol’ crypto tribes, the Bitcoiners and the Ethereans, are finally thinkin’ ’bout hangin’ up their spurs and maybe, just maybe, … Read moreRising Above Rivalry: Bitcoin and Ethereum’s Path to Crypto Unity
[CryptoButthead.com , msc , mschro , April 13, 2024] Well, hello friends! Ash here, and along with my buddy Booker, we’re about to dive into the waters of Bitcoin, gold, and the stock market. It’s been a heck of a ride recently, with everything taking a plunge last Friday. Let’s saddle up and figure … Read moreMarket Mayhem: Bitcoin’s Bumpy Ride, Gold’s Safe Haven Shine, and Stock Market Woes
[CryptoButthead.com , msc , mschro , April 7, 2024] Well, Ash, lemme tell ya, Bitcoin’s sittin’ pretty at around $70,000, and Ethereum’s not too shabby either, hoverin’ at about $3,389. This crypto rodeo’s gettin’ hotter by the minute, and with Bitcoin’s next halving just a stone’s throw away, things are lookin’ mighty interesting. Now, Booker, … Read moreBitcoin and Ethereum: The Wild, Wild West of Finance Gets a Polished Shine