The fifth element is always Crypto Butthead
[CryptoButthead.com , msch , May 11, 2023] Well, now, the crypto folks are bandin’ together tighter than a new pair of jeans, standin’ shoulder to shoulder with Coinbase (COIN). They’re gearin’ up to give a good ol’ fashioned challenge to the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission’s (SEC) “come on in and register” hollerin’ that’s aimed […]
[CryptoButthead.com , May 10, 2023] Well, well, well, ain’t this somethin’? Binance, the biggest hootenanny of a cryptocurrency exchange in the world, ain’t takin’ too kindly to Uncle Joe’s clampdown on their industry. They’re hollerin’ back, sayin’ they’re lookin’ to git the good graces of the UK regulators. Their bigwig, Patrick Hillmann, says it’s like […]
[CryptoButthead.com , May 9, 2023] Well, ain’t that somethin’ folks? Them digital gold nuggets, Bitcoin BTCUSD +0.68%, along with them other fancy digital coins done fell off the wagon again this Tuesday. Y’see, there was this massive traffic jam in the blockchain network, and that made Binance, the biggest crypto exchange in this world, halt […]
Seriously … we need your support to build more Bitcoin Full Nodes! Please read! Für Deutsch hier klicken. [CryptoButthead.com , May 20, 2023] Y’all, it’s high time we reckon the importance of Bitcoin Full Nodes, as they’re increasingly crucial for maintainin’ the stability and security of the good ol’ Bitcoin blockchain. Recent events done showed […]
[CryptoButthead.com , May 8, 2023] So, like, there’s this chick named Noor, huh huh. She’s all quiet ‘n stuff ’cause she doesn’t want her boyfriend to know she lost, like, £14,000 on trading. She also made £8,000 on Bitcoin last year but lost that too. Noor’s all like, “I feel so stupid, can’t talk to […]
[CryptoButthead.com , May 6, 2023] Dude, if you wanna cash in big time, you gotta find meme coins before they get famous. Just look at PEPE: The price skyrocketed by an unbelievable 375,000x in just 21 days. Gains like that are rare, so you gotta find the right meme coin at the right time, huh […]
[CryptoButthead.com , May 5, 2023]Alright, so check this out, man. There’s this new meme coin called Pepe (PEPE), and it’s like, totally skyrocketing or whatever. It hit an all-time high of $0.00000168, and now it’s at $0.00000166, which is still up like 75% in the past 24 hours, huh huh. Now, even though the crypto […]
[CryptoButthead.com , May 4, 2023] So, like, there’s this bank, PacWest, and they’re in some deep doo-doo, man. Their share price went kaput, and now they’re begging for help or whatever. They’re talking to some potential partners and investors to save their butts, and they might sell themselves or split up the company. Man, if […]
[CryptoButthead.com , May 4, 2023] So, like, there’s this frog dude named Pepe, right? And he’s, uh, sorta helping people get rich with these digital thingies called NFTs, or whatever. Huh huh. Some people are all like, “Whoa, Pepe’s now in the top 100 assets, bro!” But, uh, I dunno, man. Sounds kinda sketchy to […]
[CryptoButthead.com , April 27, 2023] Uh huh huh, hey dudes, listen up! Coinbase is like in a lotta trouble with the SEC, dudes! They’re trying to like, avoid getting sued and stuff. They’re like telling the SEC that they’re not an easy target and that they’ll exhaust all avenues to fight back. But, uh, they’re […]