The fifth element is always Crypto Butthead
[CryptoButthead.com , November 21, 2023] Well, howdy Dudes and Dudettes! It’s us again, Ash and Booker, comin’ at ya with another wild tale from the crypto frontier. Now, we were fixin’ to jaw about the SEC swingin’ its lasso at the crypto scene, but wait wait … ’cause we got somethin’ even juicier. So, gather […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msch, mschro, October 18, 2023] Ash ‘n Booker’s Big Ol’ Return: Uptober’s Just a Hoot, But Them Markets Ain’t Sleepin’, Y’all! Well, butter my biscuit, y’all, it’s Ash and Booker comin’ atcha live from… well, wherever we darn well please! We been layin’ low, watchin’ this hogwash they call a market. Remember when […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msch, dgoldsmith, August 17, 2023] Darn Darn Darn … It’s Ash and Booker here, and boy, do we got some juicy tidbits for ya from the wild world of them cryptos. Now, sit tight, ’cause this here’s gonna be a hollerin’ good time (not)! First off, we got this feller, Javier Milei, down […]
[CryptoButthead.com , July 4, 2023 – msch] Howdy, now, on this glorious Fourth of July, while we’re grillin’ burgers and shootin’ off fireworks, Bitcoin and Ether decided to walk tall. They must’ve been too distracted by all the Independence Day celebrations, I reckon. You see, them investors stayed mighty optimistic despite the Securities and Exchange […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msch , dgoldsmith – June 19, 2023] — Y’all won’t believe the drama unfoldin’ in the world of crypto! After gettin’ slapped with lawsuits left and right, crypto exchanges are in hot water. But hold on to your cowboy hats, ’cause JP Morgan, the big ol’ US banking giant, ain’t takin’ it lyin’ […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msch , Juni 10, 2023] Well, well, well, y’all! The SEC just went on a rampage and gave altcoins a beatdown they won’t soon forget. It’s like they were flexing their regulatory muscles and showing who’s boss in the crypto world. But let me tell ya, this crackdown ain’t no joke. It’s like […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msch , Juni 9, 2023] Y’all, buckle up ’cause we got ourselves a real hootenanny in the world of cryptocurrencies! The Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) Chair, Gary Gensler, is in some hot water ’cause it turns out he’s got some questionable connections with Binance, the crypto exchange. Now, I ain’t no expert, […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msch , June 6, 2023] In a twist that’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a trailer park, the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) has filed a lawsuit against Binance, the big bad wolf of the cryptocurrency world. They’re accusing Binance, its U.S. platform, and CEO Changpeng Zhao (CZ) […]
[CryptoButthead.com , dgoldsmith , June 6, 2023] Howdy folks, gather ’round and listen up ’cause we got ourselves a real doozy of a situation. It looks like the good ol’ USA is losin’ its grip on innovation, and the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) is wanderin’ around clueless like a lost chicken on a dirt […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msch , May 28, 2023] Well, well, well, hold on to your hats, folks, ’cause we got ourselves a good ol’ crypto rollercoaster ride! The mighty Binance, that big ol’ crypto exchange, just went ahead and suspended deposits for not one, not two, but TEN bridged tokens! And let me tell ya, that […]