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[CryptoButthead.com , rgo, mschro, November 19, 2024] Well, howdy! Ash here with Booker, and boy, do we have a story for ya! Bitcoin’s gone and shot up over $93,000 again, faster than a jackrabbit on a date. Meanwhile, eighteen states, led by Texas with its cowboy hat on, have taken the SEC to court. They’re […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msc, mschro, August 31, 2024] Hey folks, Ash & Booker here! 🌞 Just got back from summer vacation and man, it was worth every second. But we can’t say the same about today’s investors—they’re all spineless, blowing with the wind. 💨 Seen Nvidia’s quarterly numbers? Fantastic! 🚀 But guess what? The stock’s tanking. […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msc, mschro, June 15, 2024] Hey there, folks! It’s been a while, but Ash and Booker are back in action. 😎📉 It’s like we’ve been trapped in a time warp of boredom for the last three months. We had a hunch this might happen – that the “Sell in May and Go Away” […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msc, mschro, May 13, 2024] Hey there, folks! It’s your friendly neighborhood hillbillies, Ash and Booker, coming at ya with some hot Bitcoin action. 🤠🎓 Today, Bitcoin is brewing around the $60,000 mark. 🤑💥 Bitcoin is like a tightrope walker right now, balancing precariously on that $60K line. The market’s trying to decide […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msc , mschro , April 18, 2024] The Crypto Convergence: How Bitcoin and Ethereum are Bridging Their Divide Well, well, well, ain’t this a sight for sore eyes, Booker! Looks like them big ol’ crypto tribes, the Bitcoiners and the Ethereans, are finally thinkin’ ’bout hangin’ up their spurs and maybe, just maybe, […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msc , mschro , April 13, 2024] Well, hello friends! Ash here, and along with my buddy Booker, we’re about to dive into the waters of Bitcoin, gold, and the stock market. It’s been a heck of a ride recently, with everything taking a plunge last Friday. Let’s saddle up and figure […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msc , mschro , April 7, 2024] Well, Ash, lemme tell ya, Bitcoin’s sittin’ pretty at around $70,000, and Ethereum’s not too shabby either, hoverin’ at about $3,389. This crypto rodeo’s gettin’ hotter by the minute, and with Bitcoin’s next halving just a stone’s throw away, things are lookin’ mighty interesting. Now, Booker, […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msc, mschro, March 31, 2024] Hey there, CryptoButthead Readers, Wishing y’all a hoppy Easter. Last week was as thrilling as finding a double-yolker but about as surprising as an Easter egg in a basket. Come Friday, the U.S. revealed its PCE Price Index numbers, and wouldn’t you know it, indexes are still sky-high, […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msc , mschro , March 24, 2024] This week, Ash and Booker dive into the mixed bag of crypto movements, strong stock performances, and the peculiar rise of altcoins. With a blend of professional sarcasm and optimism, they share insights on Bitcoin, Ethereum, and why they’re steering clear of altcoins. Happy Sunday, dear […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msc, mschro, March 15, 2024] Well, well, well, if it ain’t the Crypto Butthead Fans ready for another dose of reality served with a side of sass. This week’s been crazier than a raccoon in a henhouse, folks. So buckle up as we, your esteemed guides Ash and Booker, take you through the […]