The fifth element is always Crypto Butthead
[CryptoButthead.com , dgoldsmith , June 6, 2023] Howdy folks, gather ’round and listen up ’cause we got ourselves a real doozy of a situation. It looks like the good ol’ USA is losin’ its grip on innovation, and the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) is wanderin’ around clueless like a lost chicken on a dirt […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msch , June 4, 2023] Howdy! Today, we’re gonna have a little chat about them fancy cryptocurrencies, specifically Bitcoin and Ethereum. Now, I reckon y’all been hearing about these AltCoins and wonderin’ if you should throw your hard-earned cash at ’em. Well, let me tell ya straight up: stick with Bitcoin and Ethereum, […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msch , May 22, 2023] Howdy, y’all! Pull up a stump and get comfortable, ’cause we’re fixin’ to chew the fat on the future of our dear ol’ friend Bitcoin. Now, we ain’t got no crystal ball or fancy fortuneteller, but we sure got some reckonin’s and predictions from the wise folks over […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msch , May 20, 2023] Howdy folks! Let me sit down here on my comfy porch, sippin’ on some sweet iced tea, and tell y’all about the hootenanny of a year our friends over at Arcario AB had in 2022. Now, this ain’t your ordinary pig wrestling tale, no sirree. This here’s a […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msch , May 17, 2023] 🔒💼 Ledger’s new “Recover” feature is stirring up discussions! 🗣️ In the rapidly changing world of cryptocurrencies, ensuring the security of our digital assets is paramount. The recent “Recover” feature introduced by Ledger has raised some eyebrows. This feature splits the user’s private key into three pieces and […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msch , May 16, 2023] Well, now, ain’t this a hoot? These here fancy crypto exchanges in the US, y’know, like that big’un Coinbase and Gemini, are packin’ their bags and settin’ up shop elsewhere. Y’see, Uncle Sam’s been crackin’ down on these digital doodads, and these companies are lookin’ for some elbow […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msch, May 12, 2023] The cryptocurrency market experienced significant setbacks as Bitcoin and Ether, two of the largest digital currencies, saw their prices slide. Bitcoin fell below $27,000, largely due to concerns about shrinking liquidity and network congestion that is causing transaction costs to surge. Simultaneously, Ether fell below the critical support level […]
[CryptoButthead.com , May 8, 2023] So, like, there’s this chick named Noor, huh huh. She’s all quiet ‘n stuff ’cause she doesn’t want her boyfriend to know she lost, like, £14,000 on trading. She also made £8,000 on Bitcoin last year but lost that too. Noor’s all like, “I feel so stupid, can’t talk to […]
[CryptoButthead.com , April 27, 2023] Uh huh huh, hey dudes, listen up! Coinbase is like in a lotta trouble with the SEC, dudes! They’re trying to like, avoid getting sued and stuff. They’re like telling the SEC that they’re not an easy target and that they’ll exhaust all avenues to fight back. But, uh, they’re […]
[CryptoButthead.com , April 23, 2023] Yo, yo, yo! Check it out, folks! So, this Canadian pension fund called Ontario Teachers’ Pension Plan made a huge mistake and lost around $95 million by investing in FTX, an offshore crypto exchange. And now, they’re like, “Oh, no, no, no, we’re done with crypto. We’re outta here.” But […]