[CryptoButthead.com , msch , mschro , September 4, 2023] Howdy y’all! Ash and Booker here, wishin’ ya a Happy Labor Day! Now, we know the stock market’s closed tighter than a mason jar of moonshine, and even crypto’s takin’ a breather. But that don’t mean we can’t talk ’bout the future, right?
Ash: First off, let’s tip our hats to Cathie Wood, the CEO of ARK Invest. She’s predictin’ a crypto market cap that’ll shoot up like a firecracker—over 2,100% in less than seven years! Now, Cathie, darlin’, come on over. Drinks are on us!
Booker: Hoo-wee, Ash! That’s music to my ears. Cathie says financial institutions are gonna start pourin’ money into Bitcoin like it’s sweet tea on a hot day. And what’s gonna kickstart this hoedown? A Bitcoin ETF, that’s what!
Ash: Oh, you mean after Grayscale showed the SEC who’s boss? That’s like winnin’ a chicken fight at the county fair!
Booker: Exactamundo! Cathie says if them big ol’ institutions wanna join the party, they gotta bid the price up. She’s talkin’ ’bout a crypto market cap of $25 trillion by 2030. Now, that’s a heap of cheddar!
Ash: Hold my beer, Booker. We gotta celebrate this with another bottle. And while we’re at it, let’s play some Atari!
Booker: Speak of the devil! Atari’s bringin’ back the good ol’ days with Qomp 2, a sequel to Pong. After 51 years, can ya believe it?
Ash: That’s cooler than a polar bear in Ray-Bans! And don’t forget the Atari 2600+ console. We’ve already pre-ordered ours for $129.99!
Booker: Now, what else is cookin’, Ash? Oh yeah, the Goldman Sachs Communacopia + Technology Conference starts Tuesday. Nvidia, AMD, and Intuit are all gonna spill the beans. Plus, we got a whole mess of economic data comin’ up.
Ash: Yessiree, from vehicle sales to jobless claims, it’s gonna be wilder than a bull in a china shop!
Booker: So there ya have it, folks. From crypto to Atari to Wall Street, it’s gonna be a hollerin’ good time. Ash & Booker, peace out yo!
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