The fifth element is always Crypto Butthead
[CryptoButthead.com , msc, mschro, December 31, 2024] Howdy, folks! Ash here, with my trusty sidekick Booker, ridin’ into the last days of 2024 to bring you the lowdown on the markets. Y’all better grab a seat and hold onto your cowboy hats ‘cause this year ain’t goin’ out with a whimper—it’s gallopin’ straight into 2025 […]
[CryptoButthead.com , rgo, mschro, November 19, 2024] Well, howdy! Ash here with Booker, and boy, do we have a story for ya! Bitcoin’s gone and shot up over $93,000 again, faster than a jackrabbit on a date. Meanwhile, eighteen states, led by Texas with its cowboy hat on, have taken the SEC to court. They’re […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msc, mschro, November 5, 2024] Howdy, folks! Buckle up, ‘cause this election ain’t just about who’s gonna be sittin’ in the Oval Office. Nope, it’s about where Bitcoin’s headed, and these days, that’s like watchin’ a rodeo with a bull that just don’t wanna quit. Research and brokerage firm Bernstein has been keepin’ […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msc, mschro, October 14, 2024] Well, partner, it’s been a wild ride, but look who’s struttin’ back to the big numbers. Bitcoin’s hit a whopping $64,602. Now, if that ain’t something to celebrate, I don’t know what is! Ash over here’s been grinnin’ all day, sayin’ we might just see Bitcoin wranglin’ its […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msc, mschro, August 31, 2024] Hey folks, Ash & Booker here! 🌞 Just got back from summer vacation and man, it was worth every second. But we can’t say the same about today’s investors—they’re all spineless, blowing with the wind. 💨 Seen Nvidia’s quarterly numbers? Fantastic! 🚀 But guess what? The stock’s tanking. […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msc, mschro, June 15, 2024] Hey there, folks! It’s been a while, but Ash and Booker are back in action. 😎📉 It’s like we’ve been trapped in a time warp of boredom for the last three months. We had a hunch this might happen – that the “Sell in May and Go Away” […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msc, mschro, May 13, 2024] Hey there, folks! It’s your friendly neighborhood hillbillies, Ash and Booker, coming at ya with some hot Bitcoin action. 🤠🎓 Today, Bitcoin is brewing around the $60,000 mark. 🤑💥 Bitcoin is like a tightrope walker right now, balancing precariously on that $60K line. The market’s trying to decide […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msc , bsc , April 29, 2024] Yo friends … Ash and Booker here, bringing y’all a down-home, yet sharp-witted roundup of this wild week in the financial markets. 📈🤠 Let’s get to diggin’ into the nitty-gritty without wasting a hot minute! First up, ain’t it a hoot that over 200 of them […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msc , mschro , April 18, 2024] The Crypto Convergence: How Bitcoin and Ethereum are Bridging Their Divide Well, well, well, ain’t this a sight for sore eyes, Booker! Looks like them big ol’ crypto tribes, the Bitcoiners and the Ethereans, are finally thinkin’ ’bout hangin’ up their spurs and maybe, just maybe, […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msc , mschro , April 13, 2024] Well, hello friends! Ash here, and along with my buddy Booker, we’re about to dive into the waters of Bitcoin, gold, and the stock market. It’s been a heck of a ride recently, with everything taking a plunge last Friday. Let’s saddle up and figure […]