The fifth element is always Crypto Butthead
[CryptoButthead.com , msc, mschro, December 31, 2024] Howdy, folks! Ash here, with my trusty sidekick Booker, ridin’ into the last days of 2024 to bring you the lowdown on the markets. Y’all better grab a seat and hold onto your cowboy hats ‘cause this year ain’t goin’ out with a whimper—it’s gallopin’ straight into 2025 […]
[CryptoButthead.com , rgo, mschro, November 19, 2024] Well, howdy! Ash here with Booker, and boy, do we have a story for ya! Bitcoin’s gone and shot up over $93,000 again, faster than a jackrabbit on a date. Meanwhile, eighteen states, led by Texas with its cowboy hat on, have taken the SEC to court. They’re […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msc, mschro, November 5, 2024] Howdy, folks! Buckle up, ‘cause this election ain’t just about who’s gonna be sittin’ in the Oval Office. Nope, it’s about where Bitcoin’s headed, and these days, that’s like watchin’ a rodeo with a bull that just don’t wanna quit. Research and brokerage firm Bernstein has been keepin’ […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msc, mschro, October 14, 2024] Well, partner, it’s been a wild ride, but look who’s struttin’ back to the big numbers. Bitcoin’s hit a whopping $64,602. Now, if that ain’t something to celebrate, I don’t know what is! Ash over here’s been grinnin’ all day, sayin’ we might just see Bitcoin wranglin’ its […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msc, mschro, June 15, 2024] Hey there, folks! It’s been a while, but Ash and Booker are back in action. 😎📉 It’s like we’ve been trapped in a time warp of boredom for the last three months. We had a hunch this might happen – that the “Sell in May and Go Away” […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msc , bsc , April 29, 2024] Yo friends … Ash and Booker here, bringing y’all a down-home, yet sharp-witted roundup of this wild week in the financial markets. 📈🤠 Let’s get to diggin’ into the nitty-gritty without wasting a hot minute! First up, ain’t it a hoot that over 200 of them […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msc, mschro, March 31, 2024] Hey there, CryptoButthead Readers, Wishing y’all a hoppy Easter. Last week was as thrilling as finding a double-yolker but about as surprising as an Easter egg in a basket. Come Friday, the U.S. revealed its PCE Price Index numbers, and wouldn’t you know it, indexes are still sky-high, […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msc , mschro , March 24, 2024] This week, Ash and Booker dive into the mixed bag of crypto movements, strong stock performances, and the peculiar rise of altcoins. With a blend of professional sarcasm and optimism, they share insights on Bitcoin, Ethereum, and why they’re steering clear of altcoins. Happy Sunday, dear […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msc, mschro, March 15, 2024] Well, well, well, if it ain’t the Crypto Butthead Fans ready for another dose of reality served with a side of sass. This week’s been crazier than a raccoon in a henhouse, folks. So buckle up as we, your esteemed guides Ash and Booker, take you through the […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msc, mschro, March 4, 2024] Hey there, y’all! It’s your dynamic duo, Ash and Booker, back again to dish out the latest scoop from the wild world of crypto. Bitcoin and Ethereum takin’ a breather this weekend before what looks like another leap into the great unknown. Let’s dive into the nitty-gritty, shall […]