The fifth element is always Crypto Butthead
[CryptoButthead.com , msc, mschro, May 13, 2024] Hey there, folks! It’s your friendly neighborhood hillbillies, Ash and Booker, coming at ya with some hot Bitcoin action. 🤠🎓 Today, Bitcoin is brewing around the $60,000 mark. 🤑💥 Bitcoin is like a tightrope walker right now, balancing precariously on that $60K line. The market’s trying to decide […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msc , mschro , April 7, 2024] Well, Ash, lemme tell ya, Bitcoin’s sittin’ pretty at around $70,000, and Ethereum’s not too shabby either, hoverin’ at about $3,389. This crypto rodeo’s gettin’ hotter by the minute, and with Bitcoin’s next halving just a stone’s throw away, things are lookin’ mighty interesting. Now, Booker, […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msc, mschro, March 31, 2024] Hey there, CryptoButthead Readers, Wishing y’all a hoppy Easter. Last week was as thrilling as finding a double-yolker but about as surprising as an Easter egg in a basket. Come Friday, the U.S. revealed its PCE Price Index numbers, and wouldn’t you know it, indexes are still sky-high, […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msc, mschro, March 4, 2024] Hey there, y’all! It’s your dynamic duo, Ash and Booker, back again to dish out the latest scoop from the wild world of crypto. Bitcoin and Ethereum takin’ a breather this weekend before what looks like another leap into the great unknown. Let’s dive into the nitty-gritty, shall […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msch, January 19, 2024] Hey there, y’all! It’s Ash and Booker, back again in this lively third week of 2024, and let me tell ya, things are as stirred up as a hornet’s nest! First off, let’s gab ’bout the Bitcoin ETF. It’s finally approved, but we’re still waitin’ to see the real […]
[CryptoButthead.com, msc, mschro, December 31, 2023] As the clock ticks down on 2023, it’s time to raise our glasses and celebrate! 🥳🍾 This year didn’t unfold exactly as we’d hoped, but hey, it ended on a good note, and for that, we’re thankful. 🙏✨ As we step into 2024, our eyes are set on January […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msch, mschro, October 31, 2023] Well, howdy y’all! It’s Ash and Booker here, wishin’ y’all a rootin’ tootin’ Happy Halloween! 🎃 Now, we reckon them crypto and stock news might be spookier than a haunted barn tonight, but ain’t nothin’ gonna scare us good ol’ boys. Especially not with our trusty jug of […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msch, mschro, October 18, 2023] Ash ‘n Booker’s Big Ol’ Return: Uptober’s Just a Hoot, But Them Markets Ain’t Sleepin’, Y’all! Well, butter my biscuit, y’all, it’s Ash and Booker comin’ atcha live from… well, wherever we darn well please! We been layin’ low, watchin’ this hogwash they call a market. Remember when […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msch , mschro , August 30, 2023] Ash and Booker comin’ at ya with the latest and greatest from the wild world of crypto and stocks. Now, yesterday was greener than a fresh patch of Kentucky bluegrass! First off, can y’all believe Google’s plannin’ to set up shop in El Salvador? Dang, that’s […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msch , May 24, 2023] In the heartland of American ingenuity, a technological revolution is brewing, and its name is blockchain. This cutting-edge innovation, akin to the first radios and computers, is poised to change the game, just like that fancy-sounding world wide web. It won’t replace good ol’ U.S. dollars, but it […]