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Bitcoin Hits $64,602, MicroStrategy Gunning for Trillion-Dollar Valuation, While Ethereum Could Use a Boost

[CryptoButthead.com , msc, mschro, October 14, 2024] Well, partner, it’s been a wild ride, but look who’s struttin’ back to the big numbers. Bitcoin’s hit a whopping $64,602. Now, if that ain’t something to celebrate, I don’t know what is! Ash over here’s been grinnin’ all day, sayin’ we might just see Bitcoin wranglin’ its … Read moreBitcoin Hits $64,602, MicroStrategy Gunning for Trillion-Dollar Valuation, While Ethereum Could Use a Boost

Bulls, Bears, and Bitcoin: Another Crazy Week Ahead

[CryptoButthead.com , msc , bsc , April 29, 2024] Yo friends … Ash and Booker here, bringing y’all a down-home, yet sharp-witted roundup of this wild week in the financial markets. 📈🤠 Let’s get to diggin’ into the nitty-gritty without wasting a hot minute! First up, ain’t it a hoot that over 200 of them … Read moreBulls, Bears, and Bitcoin: Another Crazy Week Ahead

Rising Above Rivalry: Bitcoin and Ethereum’s Path to Crypto Unity

[CryptoButthead.com , msc , mschro , April 18, 2024] The Crypto Convergence: How Bitcoin and Ethereum are Bridging Their Divide Well, well, well, ain’t this a sight for sore eyes, Booker! Looks like them big ol’ crypto tribes, the Bitcoiners and the Ethereans, are finally thinkin’ ’bout hangin’ up their spurs and maybe, just maybe, … Read moreRising Above Rivalry: Bitcoin and Ethereum’s Path to Crypto Unity

Market Mayhem: Bitcoin’s Bumpy Ride, Gold’s Safe Haven Shine, and Stock Market Woes

  [CryptoButthead.com , msc , mschro , April 13, 2024] Well, hello friends! Ash here, and along with my buddy Booker, we’re about to dive into the waters of Bitcoin, gold, and the stock market. It’s been a heck of a ride recently, with everything taking a plunge last Friday. Let’s saddle up and figure … Read moreMarket Mayhem: Bitcoin’s Bumpy Ride, Gold’s Safe Haven Shine, and Stock Market Woes

Ash and Booker’s Egg-straordinary Market Analysis: Crypto Hops and Stock Surprises!

[CryptoButthead.com , msc, mschro, March 31, 2024] Hey there, CryptoButthead Readers, Wishing y’all a hoppy Easter. Last week was as thrilling as finding a double-yolker but about as surprising as an Easter egg in a basket. Come Friday, the U.S. revealed its PCE Price Index numbers, and wouldn’t you know it, indexes are still sky-high, … Read moreAsh and Booker’s Egg-straordinary Market Analysis: Crypto Hops and Stock Surprises!

Sideways Crypto, Soaring Stocks, and Sh*tcoin Shenanigans

[CryptoButthead.com , msc , mschro , March 24, 2024] This week, Ash and Booker dive into the mixed bag of crypto movements, strong stock performances, and the peculiar rise of altcoins. With a blend of professional sarcasm and optimism, they share insights on Bitcoin, Ethereum, and why they’re steering clear of altcoins. Happy Sunday, dear … Read moreSideways Crypto, Soaring Stocks, and Sh*tcoin Shenanigans

Ash and Booker’s Tech Tornado: AI’s Hollywood Takeover and Crypto’s Climbing Charts!

[CryptoButthead.com , msc, dgoldsmith , February 26, 2024] Hey there, friends! Hope y’all are sittin’ pretty. It’s your tech-savvy hillbillies, Ash and Booker, here to spill the beans on a whirlwind of a week in the tech and crypto world. Let’s dive right into the heart of the storm, shall we? First off, let’s tip … Read moreAsh and Booker’s Tech Tornado: AI’s Hollywood Takeover and Crypto’s Climbing Charts!

Ash and Booker’s Salute to Presidents’ Day: From Founding Fathers to Crypto Pioneers!

[CryptoButthead.com , msc, mschro, February 19, 2024] Hiya folks! Ash and Booker here, to tip our hats to a very special occasion – Happy Presidents’ Day! Now, ain’t it a fine day to remember the great leaders who’ve shaped this grand ol’ country of ours? But, let’s not forget, in our modern world, we’ve got … Read moreAsh and Booker’s Salute to Presidents’ Day: From Founding Fathers to Crypto Pioneers!

Ash and Booker’s Rundown: From Bitcoin Whales to Global Politics – A Spirited Third Week of 2024!

[CryptoButthead.com , msch, January 19, 2024] Hey there, y’all! It’s Ash and Booker, back again in this lively third week of 2024, and let me tell ya, things are as stirred up as a hornet’s nest! First off, let’s gab ’bout the Bitcoin ETF. It’s finally approved, but we’re still waitin’ to see the real … Read moreAsh and Booker’s Rundown: From Bitcoin Whales to Global Politics – A Spirited Third Week of 2024!

Adios 2023, Hello 2024: Cheers to a Brighter Future!

[CryptoButthead.com, msc, mschro, December 31, 2023] As the clock ticks down on 2023, it’s time to raise our glasses and celebrate! 🥳🍾 This year didn’t unfold exactly as we’d hoped, but hey, it ended on a good note, and for that, we’re thankful. 🙏✨ As we step into 2024, our eyes are set on January … Read moreAdios 2023, Hello 2024: Cheers to a Brighter Future!