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Ash & Booker’s Labor Day Hootenanny: Cathie Wood’s Crypto Dreams, Atari’s Blast from the Past, and Wall Street’s Upcomin’ Shindig!

[CryptoButthead.com , msch , mschro , September 4, 2023] Howdy y’all! Ash and Booker here, wishin’ ya a Happy Labor Day! Now, we know the stock market’s closed tighter than a mason jar of moonshine, and even crypto’s takin’ a breather. But that don’t mean we can’t talk ’bout the future, right? Ash: First off, … Read moreAsh & Booker’s Labor Day Hootenanny: Cathie Wood’s Crypto Dreams, Atari’s Blast from the Past, and Wall Street’s Upcomin’ Shindig!

Ash & Booker’s Wild Crypto Rodeo: Big Green Days, Google Ventures, and SEC Shenanigans!

[CryptoButthead.com , msch , mschro , August 30, 2023] Ash and Booker comin’ at ya with the latest and greatest from the wild world of crypto and stocks. Now, yesterday was greener than a fresh patch of Kentucky bluegrass! First off, can y’all believe Google’s plannin’ to set up shop in El Salvador? Dang, that’s … Read moreAsh & Booker’s Wild Crypto Rodeo: Big Green Days, Google Ventures, and SEC Shenanigans!

Ash & Booker’s Take: Y’all Americans Done Lost Yer Gumption in Crypto & Stocks! Time to Grow a Pair, Don’t Ya Think?

[CryptoButthead.com , msch, mschro , August 24, 2023] It’s Ash and Booker, your favorite educated hillbillies, comin’ at ya with another dose of our good ol’ sarcasm-filled wisdom. Now, we’ve been sittin’ on our porch, sippin’ some sweet tea, and watchin’ this here crypto and stock market. And lemme tell y’all, it’s been more entertainin’ … Read moreAsh & Booker’s Take: Y’all Americans Done Lost Yer Gumption in Crypto & Stocks! Time to Grow a Pair, Don’t Ya Think?

Ash & Booker’s Take: Y’all Americans Lost Yer Grit? The Tale of Buyin’ High and Sellin’ Low

[CryptoButthead.com , msch , dgoldsmith , August 22, 2023] Howdy there, folks! It’s yer favorite hillbilly duo, Ash and Booker, comin’ at ya with some thoughts on this here crypto and stock market. Now, we’ve been sittin’ on our porch, sippin’ some good ol’ moonshine, and watchin’ them Crypto and digital asset holdings like MicroStrategy … Read moreAsh & Booker’s Take: Y’all Americans Lost Yer Grit? The Tale of Buyin’ High and Sellin’ Low

Enough is Enough: Time to Grab the Bull by the Horns and Turn the Tide

[CryptoButthead.com , May 9, 2023] Well, folks, I gotta tell ya, I’m fed up with this darn stock market dance day in and day out. All this sideways movement, up and down, back and forth… it’s like a dang square dance, only no one’s hittin’ the right beat. Then we got inflation and monetary policy … Read moreEnough is Enough: Time to Grab the Bull by the Horns and Turn the Tide

Support Bitcoin Full Nodes with Donations to Ensure Network Stability amid Blockchain Challenges

Seriously … we need your support to build more Bitcoin Full Nodes! Please read! Für Deutsch hier klicken. [CryptoButthead.com , May 20, 2023] Y’all, it’s high time we reckon the importance of Bitcoin Full Nodes, as they’re increasingly crucial for maintainin’ the stability and security of the good ol’ Bitcoin blockchain. Recent events done showed … Read moreSupport Bitcoin Full Nodes with Donations to Ensure Network Stability amid Blockchain Challenges

Crypto Butthead’s take on Buffett and Munger’s thoughts on the US Dollar and the FIAT Ponzi Scheme

[CryptoButthead.com , May 7, 2023] So, these old dudes, Warren Buffett and Charlie Munger, were asked about the US national debt and stuff, which is like at $31 trillion, man. That’s a lot of cash. And, uh, the Federal Reserve dudes are just printing more and more money, and they’re like “we’re fighting inflation” or … Read moreCrypto Butthead’s take on Buffett and Munger’s thoughts on the US Dollar and the FIAT Ponzi Scheme

Buffett and Munger, like, totally don’t dig AI

[CryptoButthead.com , May 6, 2023] Dude, so there’s these old dudes, Warren Buffett and Charlie Munger, who are like, all skeptical about artificial intelligence (AI) and stuff. They don’t think it’s gonna be all that, even though everyone on Wall Street is all, like, “AI is the future, man.” Huh huh. These big-shot tech companies … Read moreBuffett and Munger, like, totally don’t dig AI

Dude, you can’t say ANYTHING to flight attendants anymore…

[CryptoButthead.com , May 6, 2023] Yo, check this out, man. I read this dumb article about what you shouldn’t say to flight attendants. It’s like, dude, are you telling me to just shut up or what? Huh huh. So, I thought I’d make my own version, ’cause, like, their article is lame, man. Never ask … Read moreDude, you can’t say ANYTHING to flight attendants anymore…

May the 4th, Like, Brings Some Financial Jedis and Siths, Dude!

[CryptoButthead.com , May 4, 2023] So, it’s like, Star Wars Day or whatever, but instead of lightsabers, we got a bunch of nerdy finance news, huh huh. First, there’s this dude Jerome Powell, and people ain’t too happy with his economy talk. Then, stock futures are all like, “Whoa, dude, chill” ’cause of some interest … Read moreMay the 4th, Like, Brings Some Financial Jedis and Siths, Dude!