Equities & Market Insights

Bitcoin Hits $64,602, MicroStrategy Gunning for Trillion-Dollar Valuation, While Ethereum Could Use a Boost

[CryptoButthead.com , msc, mschro, October 14, 2024] Well, partner, it’s been a wild ride, but look who’s struttin’ back to the big numbers. Bitcoin’s hit a whopping $64,602. Now, if that ain’t something to celebrate, I don’t know what is! Ash over here’s been grinnin’ all day, sayin’ we might just see Bitcoin wranglin’ its … Read moreBitcoin Hits $64,602, MicroStrategy Gunning for Trillion-Dollar Valuation, While Ethereum Could Use a Boost

Bulls, Bears, and Bitcoin: Another Crazy Week Ahead

[CryptoButthead.com , msc , bsc , April 29, 2024] Yo friends … Ash and Booker here, bringing y’all a down-home, yet sharp-witted roundup of this wild week in the financial markets. 📈🤠 Let’s get to diggin’ into the nitty-gritty without wasting a hot minute! First up, ain’t it a hoot that over 200 of them … Read moreBulls, Bears, and Bitcoin: Another Crazy Week Ahead

Market Mayhem: Bitcoin’s Bumpy Ride, Gold’s Safe Haven Shine, and Stock Market Woes

  [CryptoButthead.com , msc , mschro , April 13, 2024] Well, hello friends! Ash here, and along with my buddy Booker, we’re about to dive into the waters of Bitcoin, gold, and the stock market. It’s been a heck of a ride recently, with everything taking a plunge last Friday. Let’s saddle up and figure … Read moreMarket Mayhem: Bitcoin’s Bumpy Ride, Gold’s Safe Haven Shine, and Stock Market Woes

Ash and Booker’s Egg-straordinary Market Analysis: Crypto Hops and Stock Surprises!

[CryptoButthead.com , msc, mschro, March 31, 2024] Hey there, CryptoButthead Readers, Wishing y’all a hoppy Easter. Last week was as thrilling as finding a double-yolker but about as surprising as an Easter egg in a basket. Come Friday, the U.S. revealed its PCE Price Index numbers, and wouldn’t you know it, indexes are still sky-high, … Read moreAsh and Booker’s Egg-straordinary Market Analysis: Crypto Hops and Stock Surprises!

Sideways Crypto, Soaring Stocks, and Sh*tcoin Shenanigans

[CryptoButthead.com , msc , mschro , March 24, 2024] This week, Ash and Booker dive into the mixed bag of crypto movements, strong stock performances, and the peculiar rise of altcoins. With a blend of professional sarcasm and optimism, they share insights on Bitcoin, Ethereum, and why they’re steering clear of altcoins. Happy Sunday, dear … Read moreSideways Crypto, Soaring Stocks, and Sh*tcoin Shenanigans

Cryptocurrency Chaos and Charm: Ash and Booker’s Insightful Banter

[CryptoButthead.com , msc, mschro, March 15, 2024] Well, well, well, if it ain’t the Crypto Butthead Fans ready for another dose of reality served with a side of sass. This week’s been crazier than a raccoon in a henhouse, folks. So buckle up as we, your esteemed guides Ash and Booker, take you through the … Read moreCryptocurrency Chaos and Charm: Ash and Booker’s Insightful Banter

Crypto Climbs, Tech Triumphs, and the Old Guard’s Misfires

[CryptoButthead.com , msc, mschro, March 10, 2024] Hey there, folks! It’s Ash and Booker, back again to chew the fat on another whirlwind week in the world of finance. Let’s just say, if this week was a rodeo, we’d all be hangin’ on for dear life! First off, let’s talk about those so-called “old school … Read moreCrypto Climbs, Tech Triumphs, and the Old Guard’s Misfires

Ash and Booker’s Tech Tornado: AI’s Hollywood Takeover and Crypto’s Climbing Charts!

[CryptoButthead.com , msc, dgoldsmith , February 26, 2024] Hey there, friends! Hope y’all are sittin’ pretty. It’s your tech-savvy hillbillies, Ash and Booker, here to spill the beans on a whirlwind of a week in the tech and crypto world. Let’s dive right into the heart of the storm, shall we? First off, let’s tip … Read moreAsh and Booker’s Tech Tornado: AI’s Hollywood Takeover and Crypto’s Climbing Charts!

A Wild Financial Rodeo: Super Bowl Frenzy, Crypto Coasters, and Stock Surges!

[CryptoButthead.com , msc, mschro, February 15, 2024] Howdy, y’all! It’s your favorite financial wranglers, Ash and Booker, back in the saddle for what’s been one heck of a rollercoaster week – and it ain’t even Friday yet! From the Super Bowl shindig to the crypto market’s mood swings, we’ve seen more ups and downs than … Read moreA Wild Financial Rodeo: Super Bowl Frenzy, Crypto Coasters, and Stock Surges!

From Nasdaq Debuts to Big Tech Earnings and Fed Frenzies!

[CryptoButthead.com, msc, mschro, January 29, 2024] Well, howdy folks! Ash and Booker here, bringin’ you the latest scoop from the wild world of crypto and stocks, all wrapped up with a bow of sarcasm and a sprinkle of our hillbilly wisdom. First off, let’s tip our hats to GRIID, a Bitcoin mining company that’s just … Read moreFrom Nasdaq Debuts to Big Tech Earnings and Fed Frenzies!