[CryptoButthead.com , msch, bsch, October 2, 2023] It’s me, Ash, typin’ away while Booker’s got his nose in the crypto space, tryin’ to sniff out what’s what. We been chattin’ with the folks in front of Wall Street, and lordy, we got more questions than a cat’s got lives!
So, y’all heard? Bitcoin popped like corn on a hot stove come the 1st of Uptober. Oops, I mean October, but folks are callin’ it Uptober like it’s the new cat’s meow. Bitcoin’s struttin’ its stuff, startin’ the month with a firm step past $28,000. 🚀
Now, after a mixed bag in September, folks were bracin’ for a wild ride, but the bulls took the reins, leadin’ the charge into Uptober with the best weekly close since mid-August. Excitement’s brewin’ like a pot of mama’s coffee over what might unfold in the comin’ weeks. 🤠
Stop! Hold your horses! 🐎 Even with Bitcoin hittin’ new local highs of $28,451 on Bitstamp, we ain’t fully convinced. Sure, we’re gatherin’ up Bitcoin and Ethereum (and none of them, uh, “altcoins”), believin’ in their climb. But we’re keepin’ our eyes peeled like taters at supper time. 👀
With yesterday’s price dance, ’bout $36 million worth of BTC shorts and $23 million worth of ETH shorts got their britches in a twist, gettin’ rekt by the sudden leap. Our pals over at CryptoChickZ.com are feelin’ pretty peachy ’bout the uptick, bless their hearts. 🥳
But for now, that’s the long and short of it. We’re watchin’ the market, not quite sold yet, but hopeful as a hen watchin’ her eggs. Catch y’all later! Peace out! ✌️ Ash & Booker, signin’ off!
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