May the 4th, Like, Brings Some Financial Jedis and Siths, Dude!
So, it’s like, Star Wars Day or whatever, but instead of lightsabers, we got a bunch of nerdy finance news, huh huh. First, there’s this...
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PacWest Bank’s Freakin’ Out, Maybe Bitcoin’s the Answer, Dude?
So, like, there’s this bank, PacWest, and they’re in some deep doo-doo, man. Their share price went kaput, and now they’re begging for help or...
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Pepe’s Turning Nerds into Millionaires, Maybe? Huh Huh
So, like, there’s this frog dude named Pepe, right? And he’s, uh, sorta helping people get rich with these digital thingies called NFTs, or whatever...
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Coinbase vs SEC? It’s on! They’re like, fighting, and stuff!
Uh huh huh, hey dudes, listen up! Coinbase is like in a lotta trouble with the SEC, dudes! They’re trying to like, avoid getting sued...
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