[CryptoButthead.com , msc , mschro , March 24, 2024] This week, Ash and Booker dive into the mixed bag of crypto movements, strong stock performances, and the peculiar rise of altcoins. With a blend of professional sarcasm and optimism, they share insights on Bitcoin, Ethereum, and why they’re steering clear of altcoins. Happy Sunday, dear … Read moreSideways Crypto, Soaring Stocks, and Sh*tcoin Shenanigans
[CryptoButthead.com, msch, mschro, November 27, 2023] Howdy, … Ash and Booker, back at it again. We’re sittin’ here, chewin’ the fat ’bout whether this here December’s gonna bring us a big ol’ rally in the markets. Now, don’t you worry none, we’re keepin’ our eyes peeled and our spirits high! Ash: Well, Booker, today was … Read moreAsh and Booker’s Take on the December Rally: Hold Your Horses or Giddy Up?
[CryptoButthead.com , November 23, 2023] Howdy … it’s your favorite financial hillbillies, Ash and Booker, here to wish y’all a Happy Thanksgiving! Now, we know this time of year is all about turkey, stuffing, and your Aunt Mildred’s questionable green bean casserole, but let’s talk turkey about something else – the crypto and stock markets! … Read moreAsh and Booker’s Guide to a Crypto-Flavored Thanksgiving: Gobble Up Those Gains!
[CryptoButthead.com , msch , November 4, 2023] Hiya … call us optimistic, but Ash and Booker are here to tell y’all ’bout the Bitcoin bonanza that’s got the market buzzin’ like a beehive in springtime! ‘Ccause Bitcoin’s been dancin’ higher than a kite on a windy day, and it’s got folks wonderin’ just how high … Read moreBitcoin’s Bullish Banjo Strummin’ Through November!
[CryptoButthead.com , msch, bsch, October 2, 2023] It’s me, Ash, typin’ away while Booker’s got his nose in the crypto space, tryin’ to sniff out what’s what. We been chattin’ with the folks in front of Wall Street, and lordy, we got more questions than a cat’s got lives! So, y’all heard? Bitcoin popped like … Read moreIt’s Uptober Y’all! 🚀 Ash & Booker’s Take on the Bitcoin Bounce! 🎉
[CryptoButthead.com , msch , Juni 10, 2023] Well, well, well, y’all! The SEC just went on a rampage and gave altcoins a beatdown they won’t soon forget. It’s like they were flexing their regulatory muscles and showing who’s boss in the crypto world. But let me tell ya, this crackdown ain’t no joke. It’s like … Read moreSEC Throws Shade at Altcoins, Bitcoin and Ethereum Reign Supreme
[CryptoButthead.com , May 9, 2023] Well, ain’t that somethin’ folks? Them digital gold nuggets, Bitcoin BTCUSD +0.68%, along with them other fancy digital coins done fell off the wagon again this Tuesday. Y’see, there was this massive traffic jam in the blockchain network, and that made Binance, the biggest crypto exchange in this world, halt … Read moreCrypto Chaos: Bitcoin Skids and Altcoins Slide as Y’all Better Hold Yer Horses!