[CryptoButthead.com , msch, dgoldsmith, August 15, 2023] Well, howdy there! Now, we reckon y’all been hearin’ ’bout that there Bitcoin, right? The one that’s been sittin’ around like a lazy ol’ hound dog on a hot summer day? Yep, that’s the one. Now, we ain’t no fancy city slicker, but even me ol’ Ash and … Read moreWell, Darn It! Ash, Booker, and the Sleepy Crypto Dance of Bitcoin and Ethereum
[CryptoButthead.com , msch , July 31, 2023] Bitcoin is actin’ like a sleepy cowpoke, just stuck in its tiny corral, durnit! Some folks out there are gettin’ all fidgety, wonderin’ if this critter’s gonna break free and put on a show. The question is, will we see a good ol’ breakout? Now, don’t y’all go … Read moreBitcoin Stuck in Its Own Rodeo, But Don’t Count Out the Bull Riders Yet!
[CryptoButthead.com , msch , July 14, 2023] Bitcoin and them other cryptocurrencies went on a wild ride after Ripple smacked down them securities regulators on July 13. It’s like the rebels takin’ on the Empire, y’know? Bitcoin, bless its heart, surged by a hefty 4.3% in just 24 hours. It reached a market value of … Read moreCrypto Market Soars as Ripple Wins Legal Battle, Making SEC Look Silly
[CryptoButthead.com , July 4, 2023 – msch] Howdy, now, on this glorious Fourth of July, while we’re grillin’ burgers and shootin’ off fireworks, Bitcoin and Ether decided to walk tall. They must’ve been too distracted by all the Independence Day celebrations, I reckon. You see, them investors stayed mighty optimistic despite the Securities and Exchange … Read moreBitcoin and Ether Walking Tall on the Fourth of July, But Hey, Some Cryptos Are Still Hanging Tough
[CryptoButthead.com , msch , May 23, 2023] The ol’ Bitcoin, our much-loved digital gold, has been quieter than a church mouse this May. The price of this rascal ain’t budging a hair from its dang narrow range, and traders are feelin’ a sense of deja vu. With Bitcoin sittin’ at US$ 27,413 and Ethereum at … Read moreBitcoin’s Lethargic Dance: A No-Trade Zone Amid Economic Uncertainty
[CryptoButthead.com , msch , May 15, 2023] Well, howdy, folks! Y’all better buckle up ’cause the Bitcoin rodeo is back in full swing. Despite the recent chaos on its network, the grandpappy of all cryptos, Bitcoin, has moseyed its way back up above the hefty $27,000 mark. This comes as transaction fees are climbin’ faster … Read moreBitcoin Bounces Back Over $27K Despite Network Congestion: A Hillbilly’s Take on the Crypto Scene
[CryptoButthead.com , May 9, 2023] Well, folks, I gotta tell ya, I’m fed up with this darn stock market dance day in and day out. All this sideways movement, up and down, back and forth… it’s like a dang square dance, only no one’s hittin’ the right beat. Then we got inflation and monetary policy … Read moreEnough is Enough: Time to Grab the Bull by the Horns and Turn the Tide
[CryptoButthead.com , May 9, 2023] Well, ain’t that somethin’ folks? Them digital gold nuggets, Bitcoin BTCUSD +0.68%, along with them other fancy digital coins done fell off the wagon again this Tuesday. Y’see, there was this massive traffic jam in the blockchain network, and that made Binance, the biggest crypto exchange in this world, halt … Read moreCrypto Chaos: Bitcoin Skids and Altcoins Slide as Y’all Better Hold Yer Horses!
[CryptoButthead.com , April 26, 2023] In the last few weeks, First Republic Bank has had problems with its foreign exchange trading desk, which led to the temporary suspension of the desk’s activities. This is like, um, the same thing that happened at a bunch of other banks, which just shows how, like, banks are super … Read moreFirst Republic Bank having issues with trading desk cuz of crypto volatility!?