[CryptoButthead.com , May 5, 2023]Alright, so check this out, man. There’s this new meme coin called Pepe (PEPE), and it’s like, totally skyrocketing or whatever. It hit an all-time high of $0.00000168, and now it’s at $0.00000166, which is still up like 75% in the past 24 hours, huh huh. Now, even though the crypto … Read morePepe Coin’s All Like, ‘I’m Rich, Dude!’ But Don’t Get Too Excited
[CryptoButthead.com , May 4, 2023] So, it’s like, Star Wars Day or whatever, but instead of lightsabers, we got a bunch of nerdy finance news, huh huh. First, there’s this dude Jerome Powell, and people ain’t too happy with his economy talk. Then, stock futures are all like, “Whoa, dude, chill” ’cause of some interest … Read moreMay the 4th, Like, Brings Some Financial Jedis and Siths, Dude!
[CryptoButthead.com , May 4, 2023] So, like, there’s this bank, PacWest, and they’re in some deep doo-doo, man. Their share price went kaput, and now they’re begging for help or whatever. They’re talking to some potential partners and investors to save their butts, and they might sell themselves or split up the company. Man, if … Read morePacWest Bank’s Freakin’ Out, Maybe Bitcoin’s the Answer, Dude?
[CryptoButthead.com , May 4, 2023] So, like, there’s this frog dude named Pepe, right? And he’s, uh, sorta helping people get rich with these digital thingies called NFTs, or whatever. Huh huh. Some people are all like, “Whoa, Pepe’s now in the top 100 assets, bro!” But, uh, I dunno, man. Sounds kinda sketchy to … Read morePepe’s Turning Nerds into Millionaires, Maybe? Huh Huh