[CryptoButthead.com , msch, dgoldsmith, August 15, 2023] Well, howdy there! Now, we reckon y’all been hearin’ ’bout that there Bitcoin, right? The one that’s been sittin’ around like a lazy ol’ hound dog on a hot summer day? Yep, that’s the one. Now, we ain’t no fancy city slicker, but even me ol’ Ash and Booker from CryptoButthead.com been guzzlin’ down more coffee than a rooster at dawn, tryin’ to stay awake watchin’ this here crypto market. It’s like watchin’ paint dry on a barn, I tell ya!
Now, I been hearin’ folks yammerin’ on ’bout how Bitcoin’s stuck tighter than a tick on a hog’s backside. And Lordy, it’s been so quiet out there in the crypto fields that you’d think the crickets done gone on vacation. But, is there a light at the end of this here tunnel? Some folks are bettin’ their boots that there might just be a breakout comin’ soon. Maybe even next month! Can y’all believe that?
Now, I ain’t one to gossip, but word around the campfire is that them big ol’ whales are makin’ their way back into the market. And if that don’t sound like a sign of a bull market gettin’ ready to charge, then I don’t know what does.
But let’s get down to the nitty-gritty, that Bitcoin price been dancin’ around like a chicken with its head cut off. One minute it’s up, next minute it’s down. It’s enough to make a feller’s head spin! And them traders? Well, they been tryin’ to stir up some action, but it’s been flatter than a pancake on a griddle.
Now, there’s Daan Crypto Trades, been squawkin’ ’bout some “spoof” sell wall. Says it’s there to keep the price down. But, I reckon them big orders are just like them city folks with their fancy hats – all show and no go.
All in all, it’s been a wild ride, but not the fun kind. More like ridin’ a mule that don’t wanna move. But, like our ol’ pappy used to say, “Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while.” So, here’s hopin’ that Bitcoin and Ethereum finds their way soon. And until then, we, Ash and Booker, keep that coffee brewin’!
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