[CryptoButthead.com , msch, mschro, October 25, 2023] Well, well, well … Hello there y’all! It’s your favorite hillbilly duo, Ash and Booker, back at it again with some good ol’ crypto chatter. Now, Ash, I saw you raisin’ that whiskey glass when Bitcoin hit that US$35,000 mark. But lemme ask ya, do we really trust that peak?
Ash: “Well, Booker, I reckon I did a lil’ jig, but trust it? Nah. Seen too many of them bulltraps. Them big city slickers tryin’ to pull the wool over our eyes, makin’ us spend our hard-earned cash. They want us to jump on that FOMO train, buy high and sell low. But we ain’t fallin’ for that ol’ song and dance.”
Booker: “Darn tootin’, Ash! And what about them so-called ‘professionals’? Talkin’ ’bout how they were ‘honestly’ surprised by the market’s moves. ‘Honestly’? Pfft! If they don’t know a lick ’bout crypto, they oughta hush up. Them FIAT world folks tryin’ to act like they know the future. But we see right through ’em, don’t we?”
Ash: “Sure do, Booker. And speakin’ of highs, them Bitcoin-related stocks are climbin’ faster than a squirrel up a tree. Coinbase, MicroStrategy, all reachin’ new peaks. And with all the ruckus goin’ on in the world, wars and whatnot, it’s a wonder folks like us even think ’bout investin’. But hey, we might be savin’ our pennies for whiskey and such, but we sure know when to buy them dips!”
Booker: “Amen to that, Ash! And did ya see them Bitcoin minin’ stocks? Outperformin’ Bitcoin itself! Cipher Mining’s up by a whopping 350% this year, and others ain’t far behind. Even them companies from across the pond, like Northern Data from Germany, are seein’ big gains. And don’t get me started on Neptune Digital Assets. Debt-free and for sure will risin’ like a phoenix!”
Ash: “You said it, Booker! And let’s not forget them other Bitcoin-centric companies. Coinbase’s stock’s up, and MicroStrategy’s soar’d by 9%. I tell ya, MicroStrategy’s gonna be the big kahuna of the crypto world, and Coinbase? Well, they’re gonna be the gateway to crypto paradise.”
Booker: “Couldn’t have said it better myself, Ash. But for now, let’s just sit back, enjoy the ride, and see where this wild crypto rodeo takes us.”
Ash: “Sounds like a plan, Booker. Till next time, y’all. Peace out!”
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