[CryptoButthead.com , msch , mschro , August 30, 2023] Ash and Booker comin’ at ya with the latest and greatest from the wild world of crypto and stocks. Now, yesterday was greener than a fresh patch of Kentucky bluegrass!
First off, can y’all believe Google’s plannin’ to set up shop in El Salvador? Dang, that’s like findin’ out your cousin Cletus is movin’ to the big city! And speakin’ of big moves, googlecloud and Nvidia are teamin’ up to bring some fancy new AI stuff to the table. We ain’t quite sure what all them big words mean, but it sure sounds excitin’!
Now, let’s talk about Grayscale’s big win against the SEC. Booker, you remember that time Uncle Jeb tried to race his tractor against that fancy city car? Well, that’s kinda what happened here. The SEC got all high and mighty, but Grayscale showed ’em what’s what. Now the SEC’s gotta make up their minds ’bout all them Bitcoin ETFs. It’s like watchin’ a chicken try to cross a highway!
And speakin’ of chickens, Coinbase is teamin’ up with X (y’all might know ’em as Twitter) to launch a brand-spankin’-new hiring feature. So now, while y’all are scrollin’ through your feed, you can also look for a new job. Ain’t that somethin’?
Now, for all y’all thinkin’ ’bout investin’ in houses or apartments instead of gold or Bitcoin, the Fed’s got a plan to make y’all think twice. It’s like when Ma tried to get us to eat our veggies by threatenin’ to take away our moonshine. And last but not least, Argentina’s givin’ El Salvador a run for their money in the Bitcoin game. Good on ya, Argentina!
Whew! That’s a whole lotta news for a Tuesday. We had to take an extra day just to wrap our heads around it all. But now, it’s time for off-topic Wednesday. Y’all take care now, ya hear?
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