The fifth element is always Crypto Butthead
[CryptoButthead.com, msch, dgoldsmith, December 4, 2023] It’s Ash and Booker here, comin’ atcha with some down-home wisdom on this here crypto market. Now, we know some of y’all been worryin’ your pretty little heads ’bout whether Bitcoin’s gonna make like a rocket and shoot to the moon. Well, sit a spell and let us tell […]
[CryptoButthead.com, msch, mschro, November 27, 2023] Howdy, … Ash and Booker, back at it again. We’re sittin’ here, chewin’ the fat ’bout whether this here December’s gonna bring us a big ol’ rally in the markets. Now, don’t you worry none, we’re keepin’ our eyes peeled and our spirits high! Ash: Well, Booker, today was […]
[CryptoButthead.com , November 23, 2023] Howdy … it’s your favorite financial hillbillies, Ash and Booker, here to wish y’all a Happy Thanksgiving! Now, we know this time of year is all about turkey, stuffing, and your Aunt Mildred’s questionable green bean casserole, but let’s talk turkey about something else – the crypto and stock markets! […]
[CryptoButthead.com , November 21, 2023] Well, howdy Dudes and Dudettes! It’s us again, Ash and Booker, comin’ at ya with another wild tale from the crypto frontier. Now, we were fixin’ to jaw about the SEC swingin’ its lasso at the crypto scene, but wait wait … ’cause we got somethin’ even juicier. So, gather […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msch, mschro, November 15, 2023] Howdy, Ash and Booker here, comin’ at ya with some downright electrifyin’ news from the world of Bitcoin and them fancy cryptocurrencies. Now, this ain’t your grandpappy’s financial advice – we’re talkin’ straight-up, no-nonsense, hillbilly wisdom with a side of sass! First off, let’s gab ’bout what Mark […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msch , November 4, 2023] Hiya … call us optimistic, but Ash and Booker are here to tell y’all ’bout the Bitcoin bonanza that’s got the market buzzin’ like a beehive in springtime! ‘Ccause Bitcoin’s been dancin’ higher than a kite on a windy day, and it’s got folks wonderin’ just how high […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msch, mschro, October 31, 2023] Well, howdy y’all! It’s Ash and Booker here, wishin’ y’all a rootin’ tootin’ Happy Halloween! 🎃 Now, we reckon them crypto and stock news might be spookier than a haunted barn tonight, but ain’t nothin’ gonna scare us good ol’ boys. Especially not with our trusty jug of […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msch, mschro, October 25, 2023] Well, well, well … Hello there y’all! It’s your favorite hillbilly duo, Ash and Booker, back at it again with some good ol’ crypto chatter. Now, Ash, I saw you raisin’ that whiskey glass when Bitcoin hit that US$35,000 mark. But lemme ask ya, do we really trust […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msch, mschro, October 18, 2023] Ash ‘n Booker’s Big Ol’ Return: Uptober’s Just a Hoot, But Them Markets Ain’t Sleepin’, Y’all! Well, butter my biscuit, y’all, it’s Ash and Booker comin’ atcha live from… well, wherever we darn well please! We been layin’ low, watchin’ this hogwash they call a market. Remember when […]
[CryptoButthead.com , msch, October 3, 2023] Well, dear readers! It’s yer pals, Ash & Booker, comin’ atcha from the serene backwoods, where the crickets serenade and the moonshine flows like a gentle stream. 🌜🥃 Now, we reckon there’s a heap to jaw ‘bout, so let’s get to yarnin’. 🤠 Ash: Now, Booker, I reckon you […]