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Bitcoin and Ethereum: The Wild, Wild West of Finance Gets a Polished Shine

[CryptoButthead.com , msc , mschro , April 7, 2024] Well, Ash, lemme tell ya, Bitcoin’s sittin’ pretty at around $70,000, and Ethereum’s not too shabby either, hoverin’ at about $3,389. This crypto rodeo’s gettin’ hotter by the minute, and with Bitcoin’s next halving just a stone’s throw away, things are lookin’ mighty interesting. Now, Booker, … Read moreBitcoin and Ethereum: The Wild, Wild West of Finance Gets a Polished Shine

Ash and Booker’s Egg-straordinary Market Analysis: Crypto Hops and Stock Surprises!

[CryptoButthead.com , msc, mschro, March 31, 2024] Hey there, CryptoButthead Readers, Wishing y’all a hoppy Easter. Last week was as thrilling as finding a double-yolker but about as surprising as an Easter egg in a basket. Come Friday, the U.S. revealed its PCE Price Index numbers, and wouldn’t you know it, indexes are still sky-high, … Read moreAsh and Booker’s Egg-straordinary Market Analysis: Crypto Hops and Stock Surprises!

Sideways Crypto, Soaring Stocks, and Sh*tcoin Shenanigans

[CryptoButthead.com , msc , mschro , March 24, 2024] This week, Ash and Booker dive into the mixed bag of crypto movements, strong stock performances, and the peculiar rise of altcoins. With a blend of professional sarcasm and optimism, they share insights on Bitcoin, Ethereum, and why they’re steering clear of altcoins. Happy Sunday, dear … Read moreSideways Crypto, Soaring Stocks, and Sh*tcoin Shenanigans

Cryptocurrency Chaos and Charm: Ash and Booker’s Insightful Banter

[CryptoButthead.com , msc, mschro, March 15, 2024] Well, well, well, if it ain’t the Crypto Butthead Fans ready for another dose of reality served with a side of sass. This week’s been crazier than a raccoon in a henhouse, folks. So buckle up as we, your esteemed guides Ash and Booker, take you through the … Read moreCryptocurrency Chaos and Charm: Ash and Booker’s Insightful Banter

Crypto Climbs, Tech Triumphs, and the Old Guard’s Misfires

[CryptoButthead.com , msc, mschro, March 10, 2024] Hey there, folks! It’s Ash and Booker, back again to chew the fat on another whirlwind week in the world of finance. Let’s just say, if this week was a rodeo, we’d all be hangin’ on for dear life! First off, let’s talk about those so-called “old school … Read moreCrypto Climbs, Tech Triumphs, and the Old Guard’s Misfires

A Rootin’ Tootin’ Start to 2024 in Stocks and Crypto!

[CryptoButthead.com, msc, mschro Jan, 2 2024] Yo, Ash and Booker here, wishin’ y’all a Happy New Year. Now, sit yerself down and let us tell ya ’bout the wild ride we’ve been seein’ in the stock and crypto markets as we kick off 2024. First off, congrats on survivin’ 2023 – what a hootenanny that … Read moreA Rootin’ Tootin’ Start to 2024 in Stocks and Crypto!

Ash and Booker’s Take on the Binance Hullabaloo: A Crypto Rodeo Like No Other!

[CryptoButthead.com , November 21, 2023] Well, howdy Dudes and Dudettes! It’s us again, Ash and Booker, comin’ at ya with another wild tale from the crypto frontier. Now, we were fixin’ to jaw about the SEC swingin’ its lasso at the crypto scene, but wait wait … ’cause we got somethin’ even juicier. So, gather … Read moreAsh and Booker’s Take on the Binance Hullabaloo: A Crypto Rodeo Like No Other!

Ash & Booker’s Hootenanny: Bitcoin’s Dance and The Big Ol’ Bulltrap

[CryptoButthead.com , msch, mschro, October 25, 2023] Well, well, well … Hello there y’all! It’s your favorite hillbilly duo, Ash and Booker, back at it again with some good ol’ crypto chatter. Now, Ash, I saw you raisin’ that whiskey glass when Bitcoin hit that US$35,000 mark. But lemme ask ya, do we really trust … Read moreAsh & Booker’s Hootenanny: Bitcoin’s Dance and The Big Ol’ Bulltrap

Uptober’s Just a Hoot, But Them Markets Ain’t Sleepin’, Y’all!

[CryptoButthead.com , msch, mschro, October 18, 2023] Ash ‘n Booker’s Big Ol’ Return: Uptober’s Just a Hoot, But Them Markets Ain’t Sleepin’, Y’all! Well, butter my biscuit, y’all, it’s Ash and Booker comin’ atcha live from… well, wherever we darn well please! We been layin’ low, watchin’ this hogwash they call a market. Remember when … Read moreUptober’s Just a Hoot, But Them Markets Ain’t Sleepin’, Y’all!

🌾 Ash & Booker’s Chronicles: The Snooze Fest of Crypto & Stocks! 🌾

[CryptoButthead.com , msc, September 25, 2023] Howdy y’all! It’s us again, Ash and Booker, comin’ at ya live from the heart of the boondocks. Now, grab y’allselves a jug of sweet tea, ’cause we got some talkin’ to do. 🥤 Now, we done discussed a heap of stuff just a few hours ago, and lemme … Read more🌾 Ash & Booker’s Chronicles: The Snooze Fest of Crypto & Stocks! 🌾