[CryptoButthead.com , msch, dgoldsmith, August 17, 2023] Darn Darn Darn … It’s Ash and Booker here, and boy, do we got some juicy tidbits for ya from the wild world of them cryptos. Now, sit tight, ’cause this here’s gonna be a hollerin’ good time (not)!
First off, we got this feller, Javier Milei, down in Argentina, runnin’ for President and all. And guess what? He’s all pro-Bitcoin! Now, ain’t that somethin’? But here’s the kicker – he’s plannin’ to shut down the country’s central bank if he wins. Says it ain’t got no reason to be around. Well, dang! That’s like sayin’ a pig don’t need mud. But hey, if he thinks it’s for the best, who are we to judge?
Now, ’bout that Bitcoin price. It done slipped and slid under $26,000. Kinda like when Booker tried to catch that greased pig at the county fair. But, y’know, every rodeo’s got its bumps. And speakin’ of bumps, ol’ Tom Lee’s got a prediction that’ll knock yer boots off. He’s sayin’ if that there spot Bitcoin ETF gets the green light, the demand’s gonna shoot up higher than a July 4th firework! We’re talkin’ prices between $150,000 to $180,000. Well, slap my knee and call me Sally!
Here comes a twist. Elon Musk and his fancy SpaceX done sold all their Bitcoin stash worth $373 million. Now, ain’t that a head-scratcher? Guess even them rocket scientists can’t figure out this crypto market.
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Last but not least, as we write … Bitcoin’s been dancin’ all over the place. Went down to $25,180 on Binance, but then hopped up to $26,212 on other spots. And, would ya believe it? Bitcoin’s 4-hour RSI is the lowest it’s ever been. Tapped a measly 2 on the dump. Never seen the likes of that before!
So, there ya have it, folks. The crypto market’s wilder than a buckin’ bronco, but we reckon it’s all part of the fun. Just remember, even if it sucks sometimes, there’s always a silver linin’… or should we say, a Bitcoin linin’?
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