[CryptoButthead.com , msch , Dezember 9, 2023] It’s your favorite backwoods tech gurus, Ash and Booker, comin’ at ya with a heapin’ helpin’ of news from the crypto and stock markets. Now, grab yerself a jug of moonshine and settle in, ’cause we got a tale to tell that’s crazier than a coon in a corn crib!
First off, let’s talk ’bout that fancy YieldMax and their ETF shenanigans.
They’re plannin’ to launch a product based on MicroStrategy shares, you know, that Bitcoin-holdin’ company run by Michael Saylor.
This ain’t your grandpappy’s ETF, though.
It’s a special kind that don’t hold no actual MicroStrategy shares but makes money off tradin’ MSTR derivatives.
They’re mixin’ up a concoction of buyin’ call options and sellin’ put options to cook up some monthly payouts for investors.
Now, ain’t that slicker than a greased pig?
But wait, there’s more!
Gold’s been actin’ shyer than a maiden at a barn dance.
It spiked to a record high, then dropped faster than a hot potato.
Because of that, now, let’s gab ’bout crypto.
Bitcoin and Ethereum have been kickin’ up more dust than a herd of cattle in a stampede.
Bitcoin’s up 12%, and Ethereum’s up 9% over the past week.
That’s more exciting than a frog in a glass of milk! And with all the talk of ETFs and the upcoming Bitcoin Halving, we might just see Bitcoin prices hit the moon, or at least the top of the holler.
We ain’t done yet.
There’s been some fuss ’bout them Bitcoin NFTs and memecoins gummin’ up the works.
Some developer’s fixin’ to patch up a bug in Bitcoin Core that’ll put a stop to these critters.
Good riddance, I say.
We don’t need no parasitic tokens messin’ with our Bitcoin.
And let’s not forget ’bout old Jamie Dimon from JP Morgan, yappin’ ’bout how crypto’s all for criminals.
That’s like the pot callin’ the kettle black, considerin’ all the shenanigans them big banks get up to.
Shame on you Jamie !
But funny enough, JP Morgan’s still dippin’ their toes in blockchain tech. Talk ’bout havin’ your cake and eatin’ it too!
So there you have it, folks.
It’s been a wild ride in the markets, but me and Booker, we’re keepin’ our spirits high and our investments higher. Remember, if you want freedom, choose Bitcoin.
And don’t let them old bankers tell you otherwise.
Y’all take care now, and keep your eyes on them markets.
Ash and Booker, signin’ off. Peace out, yo!
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