[CryptoButthead.com , msch, mschro, December 20, 2023] Ash and Booker, back at it again with our two cents on this wild ride we call the crypto and stock markets. Now, don’t y’all worry, we’re keepin’ it light with a dash of sarcasm and a heapin’ helpin’ of optimism!
Ash: “Well, Booker, looks like we’re ’bout to close the chapter on this year’s bear market. Ain’t that a hoot? Not ’cause it’s over, but ’cause the year’s almost done!”
Booker: “You got that right, Ash. But let’s not forget what’s really important – the things money or crypto can’t buy. Family and friends, that’s the real treasure!”
Ash: “Amen to that! But as self-proclaimed Crypto Buttheads, we gotta talk shop too. Cheers, Booker!”
Booker: “Cheers, Ash! Now, ’bout next year, I sure hope we don’t need to drown our sorrows as much, especially with them government folks makin’ a ruckus. That Senator Elizabeth Warren, she’s been stirrin’ the pot against the crypto industry.”
Ash: “Tell me ’bout it. She’s been accusin’ industry groups of usin’ former defense and law enforcement officials to undermine Congress. Talk ’bout a wild accusation!”
Booker: “And behind all that, you got the bankers, always wantin’ your best – in their dreams, that is!”
Ash: “Now, here’s somethin’ interestin’. ‘Bout 73% of voters say U.S. presidential candidates should know their stuff ’bout innovative tech, includin’ crypto. That’s from a survey by The Harris Poll for Grayscale Investments.”
Booker: “And with folks worried ’bout financial stability and inflation, crypto’s more relevant than ever. But do the bigwigs listen? Ha!”
Ash: “Speakin’ of big news, Bitcoin options open interest on the Chicago Mercantile Exchange hit an all-time high. Almost $2 billion in contracts, can you believe it?”
Booker: “And get this, Ash. Spot Bitcoin ETFs might just be a sure thing come January. Filers are leanin’ towards a cash-creation setup. BlackRock’s even in on it, though they’re keepin’ their options open.”
Ash: “That’s huge, Booker! Michael Saylor from MicroStrategy says Bitcoin ETFs could be the biggest thing since sliced bread – or, well, since the S&P 500 index fund.”
Booker: “He’s bettin’ on a major bull run in 2024. And MicroStrategy? They’re stickin’ to their Bitcoin guns, lookin’ to snag more for their shareholders.”
Ash: “So, what’s our play, Booker? More MicroStrategy stocks?”
Booker: “You betcha, Ash. Cheers to that!”
Ash: “Cheers, indeed! Well, folks, that’s all from us for now. We might pop in ‘fore the New Year, but only if it’s worth your while. Remember, we’re just startin’ on this long road. If you’re in the green now, brace for some red, but patience pays off. Or so we hope.”
Booker: “Peace out, y’all. Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. From Ash and Booker – Ho Ho Ho – have a special one!”
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