[CryptoButthead.com , msch , dgoldsmith , August 22, 2023] Howdy there, folks! It’s yer favorite hillbilly duo, Ash and Booker, comin’ at ya with some thoughts on this here crypto and stock market. Now, we’ve been sittin’ on our porch, sippin’ some good ol’ moonshine, and watchin’ them Crypto and digital asset holdings like MicroStrategy and Neptune Digital Assets Corp. And boy, do we have some things to say!
Ash: Now, Booker, I’ve been watchin’ that European market, and it’s tryin’ its darndest to hold steady and make some moves. But then, lo and behold, the American market opens up, and everything goes tumblin’ down like a drunk feller on a Saturday night.
Booker: Darn tootin’, Ash! I mean, what in tarnation happened to them big ball investors from the U.S. of A? Did they lose their cojones or somethin’? Where’s that American spirit of takin’ risks and shootin’ for the moon?
Ash: I reckon this new generation of investors got raised by them clueless Motley Fools and them wannabe Barrons. It’s like they’re breathin’ in all them useless articles and gettin’ all mixed up. Buyin’ high and sellin’ low, over and over again. It’s like watchin’ a dog chase its tail!
Booker: You hit the nail on the head, Ash! It’s like they’re waitin’ for them prices to skyrocket before jumpin’ in, and then panic sellin’ when they drop a dime. I swear, it’s like they’re tryin’ to save their last 50 cents for a rainy day.
Ash: God dammit, Booker! This ain’t the way to go. This great nation’s gonna crumble if folks keep actin’ like this. And don’t even get me started on the president. Every time he’s on the TV, I’m just prayin’ he don’t take a tumble ’cause I fear he never get back up.
Booker: Amen to that, Ash. We need some real grit and gumption back in this country. Folks need to remember the value of holdin’ steady and not gettin’ spooked by every little dip in the market.
Ash: That’s right, Booker. So, to all y’all investors out there, take a page outta our book. Stop listenin’ to them naysayers and start trustin’ yer gut. And for heaven’s sake, stop buyin’ high and sellin’ low!
Booker: Couldn’t have said it better myself, Ash. Let’s raise a glass to hopin’ folks find their cojones and start investin’ the right way! Cheers!
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