Binance Pokes at Biden’s Crypto Crunch, Eyes UK Approval

[CryptoButthead.com , May 10, 2023] Well, well, well, ain’t this somethin’? Binance, the biggest hootenanny of a cryptocurrency exchange in the world, ain’t takin’ too kindly to Uncle Joe’s clampdown on their industry. They’re hollerin’ back, sayin’ they’re lookin’ to git the good graces of the UK regulators. Their bigwig, Patrick Hillmann, says it’s like … Read moreBinance Pokes at Biden’s Crypto Crunch, Eyes UK Approval

Guide to Amateur Crypto Investors Losing Life Savings

[CryptoButthead.com , May 8, 2023] So, like, there’s this chick named Noor, huh huh. She’s all quiet ‘n stuff ’cause she doesn’t want her boyfriend to know she lost, like, £14,000 on trading. She also made £8,000 on Bitcoin last year but lost that too. Noor’s all like, “I feel so stupid, can’t talk to … Read moreGuide to Amateur Crypto Investors Losing Life Savings