[CryptoButthead.com , msc, mschro, August 31, 2024] Hey folks, Ash & Booker here! đ Just got back from summer vacation and man, it was worth every second. But we canât say the same about todayâs investorsâtheyâre all spineless, blowing with the wind. đ¨ Seen Nvidia’s quarterly numbers? Fantastic! đ But guess what? The stock’s tanking. Unbelievable! đ¤Śââď¸
Remember when being an American was something to be proud of? Now it feels like the American Dream is on life support. We’ve turned into woke taxpayers, and the market? It’s a joke. đ Why wait for “Sell in May and Go Away” when you can live like that year-round? đ
With Kamala Harris possibly becoming the next president, weâre bracing for dark economic times ahead. đŠď¸ Sure, Trump ain’t our first pick, but when it comes to keeping the economy afloat, he’s leagues ahead of Harris or Walz. đ
Itâs time to bring back that pride in what America can achieve through hard work and patriotism. But looking at this woke-infested market, from Bitcoin to tech stocks, itâs enough to make us sick. 𤢠We even moved some cash around just to keep things from getting too dull, but with September coming up, weâre not holding our breath. đ
In short: The marketâs a complete mess. Have a great weekend, if you can! đ
âď¸ Ash & Booker
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