cryptobuttheadxadmin[CryptoButthead.com , May 8, 2023] So, like, there’s this chick named Noor, huh huh. She’s all quiet ‘n stuff ’cause she doesn’t want her boyfriend to know she lost, like, £14,000 on trading. She also made £8,000 on Bitcoin last year but lost that too. Noor’s all like, “I feel so stupid, can’t talk to … Read moreGuide to Amateur Crypto Investors Losing Life Savings
[CryptoButthead.com , May 7, 2023] So, these old dudes, Warren Buffett and Charlie Munger, were asked about the US national debt and stuff, which is like at $31 trillion, man. That’s a lot of cash. And, uh, the Federal Reserve dudes are just printing more and more money, and they’re like “we’re fighting inflation” or … Read moreCrypto Butthead’s take on Buffett and Munger’s thoughts on the US Dollar and the FIAT Ponzi Scheme
[CryptoButthead.com , May 6, 2023] Dude, so there’s these old dudes, Warren Buffett and Charlie Munger, who are like, all skeptical about artificial intelligence (AI) and stuff. They don’t think it’s gonna be all that, even though everyone on Wall Street is all, like, “AI is the future, man.” Huh huh. These big-shot tech companies … Read moreBuffett and Munger, like, totally don’t dig AI
[CryptoButthead.com , May 6, 2023] Dude, if you wanna cash in big time, you gotta find meme coins before they get famous. Just look at PEPE: The price skyrocketed by an unbelievable 375,000x in just 21 days. Gains like that are rare, so you gotta find the right meme coin at the right time, huh … Read moreDiscovering Meme Coins Early and Cashing In
[CryptoButthead.com , May 6, 2023] Yo, check this out, man. I read this dumb article about what you shouldn’t say to flight attendants. It’s like, dude, are you telling me to just shut up or what? Huh huh. So, I thought I’d make my own version, ’cause, like, their article is lame, man. Never ask … Read moreDude, you can’t say ANYTHING to flight attendants anymore…
[CryptoButthead.com , May 5, 2023]Alright, so check this out, man. There’s this new meme coin called Pepe (PEPE), and it’s like, totally skyrocketing or whatever. It hit an all-time high of $0.00000168, and now it’s at $0.00000166, which is still up like 75% in the past 24 hours, huh huh. Now, even though the crypto … Read morePepe Coin’s All Like, ‘I’m Rich, Dude!’ But Don’t Get Too Excited
[CryptoButthead.com , May 4, 2023] So, it’s like, Star Wars Day or whatever, but instead of lightsabers, we got a bunch of nerdy finance news, huh huh. First, there’s this dude Jerome Powell, and people ain’t too happy with his economy talk. Then, stock futures are all like, “Whoa, dude, chill” ’cause of some interest … Read moreMay the 4th, Like, Brings Some Financial Jedis and Siths, Dude!
[CryptoButthead.com , May 4, 2023] So, like, there’s this bank, PacWest, and they’re in some deep doo-doo, man. Their share price went kaput, and now they’re begging for help or whatever. They’re talking to some potential partners and investors to save their butts, and they might sell themselves or split up the company. Man, if … Read morePacWest Bank’s Freakin’ Out, Maybe Bitcoin’s the Answer, Dude?
[CryptoButthead.com , May 4, 2023] So, like, there’s this frog dude named Pepe, right? And he’s, uh, sorta helping people get rich with these digital thingies called NFTs, or whatever. Huh huh. Some people are all like, “Whoa, Pepe’s now in the top 100 assets, bro!” But, uh, I dunno, man. Sounds kinda sketchy to … Read morePepe’s Turning Nerds into Millionaires, Maybe? Huh Huh
[CryptoButthead.com , April 27, 2023] Uh huh huh, hey dudes, listen up! Coinbase is like in a lotta trouble with the SEC, dudes! They’re trying to like, avoid getting sued and stuff. They’re like telling the SEC that they’re not an easy target and that they’ll exhaust all avenues to fight back. But, uh, they’re … Read moreCoinbase vs SEC? It’s on! They’re like, fighting, and stuff!