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SEC Takes a Swing at Binance, Claiming It’s Dodging Regulations Like a Slippery Eel

[CryptoButthead.com , msch , June 6, 2023] In a twist that’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a trailer park, the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) has filed a lawsuit against Binance, the big bad wolf of the cryptocurrency world. They’re accusing Binance, its U.S. platform, and CEO Changpeng Zhao (CZ) … Read moreSEC Takes a Swing at Binance, Claiming It’s Dodging Regulations Like a Slippery Eel

SEC’s Attack on Coinbase Leaves USA’s Blockchain Innovation in the Dust

[CryptoButthead.com , dgoldsmith , June 6, 2023] Howdy folks, gather ’round and listen up ’cause we got ourselves a real doozy of a situation. It looks like the good ol’ USA is losin’ its grip on innovation, and the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) is wanderin’ around clueless like a lost chicken on a dirt … Read moreSEC’s Attack on Coinbase Leaves USA’s Blockchain Innovation in the Dust

Why Y’all Should Invest in Bitcoin and Ethereum: The Real Deal

[CryptoButthead.com , msch , June 4, 2023] Howdy! Today, we’re gonna have a little chat about them fancy cryptocurrencies, specifically Bitcoin and Ethereum. Now, I reckon y’all been hearing about these AltCoins and wonderin’ if you should throw your hard-earned cash at ’em. Well, let me tell ya straight up: stick with Bitcoin and Ethereum, … Read moreWhy Y’all Should Invest in Bitcoin and Ethereum: The Real Deal

Crypto Troubles: Gate.io Denies Illiquidity Rumors Amidst Multichain Chaos

[CryptoButthead.com , June 1, 2023] Y’all ever heard of Gate.io? On May 31, them folks over at Gate.io had to come out and say, “Hold yer horses, there ain’t nothin’ wrong with us!” Apparently, there were rumors flyin’ around about Gate.io bein’ short on cash and not bein’ able to give people their money back. … Read moreCrypto Troubles: Gate.io Denies Illiquidity Rumors Amidst Multichain Chaos

Crypto Chaos: Binance Suspends Deposits, Multichain MIA, and Rumors Run Wild!

[CryptoButthead.com , msch , May 28, 2023] Well, well, well, hold on to your hats, folks, ’cause we got ourselves a good ol’ crypto rollercoaster ride! The mighty Binance, that big ol’ crypto exchange, just went ahead and suspended deposits for not one, not two, but TEN bridged tokens! And let me tell ya, that … Read moreCrypto Chaos: Binance Suspends Deposits, Multichain MIA, and Rumors Run Wild!

White House and Republicans Reach Tentative Debt Ceiling Deal: A Hootin’ Hollerin’ Showdown

[CryptoButthead.com , msch , msteph , May 28, 2023] Y’all listen up now, ’cause there’s some political hoopla happenin’ down at the White House. Them Republicans and the big boss, President Joe Biden, reached a tentative agreement on raisin’ the US debt ceiling and avoidin’ a major financial mess. Ain’t that somethin’? House Speaker Kevin … Read moreWhite House and Republicans Reach Tentative Debt Ceiling Deal: A Hootin’ Hollerin’ Showdown

Debt Ceiling Chit-Chat Boosts Stocks, Nvidia Shoots Up like a Rocket

[CryptoButthead.com , msch , tlei , May 26, 2023] Hold on to your hats ’cause we got some wild news comin’ in hot! The talkin’ about the U.S. debt ceiling has got the global equities all riled up, and even Nvidia is hootin’ and hollerin’ with its record-breaking revenue in the AI game. Now, let … Read moreDebt Ceiling Chit-Chat Boosts Stocks, Nvidia Shoots Up like a Rocket

Crypto Showdown: SEC vs. Ripple – The Battle for Freedom and Innovation

[CryptoButthead.com , msch , May 24, 2023] In the heartland of American ingenuity, a technological revolution is brewing, and its name is blockchain. This cutting-edge innovation, akin to the first radios and computers, is poised to change the game, just like that fancy-sounding world wide web. It won’t replace good ol’ U.S. dollars, but it … Read moreCrypto Showdown: SEC vs. Ripple – The Battle for Freedom and Innovation

Ledger’s Recover Service Delay Raises Eyebrows – Is the Cure Worse Than the Ill, Y’all?

[CryptoButthead.com , mschro , msch , May 23, 2023] Well, howdy there, folks! Grab yourself a glass of sweet tea and gather ’round, ’cause we got some news ’bout Ledger’s recover service that’ll surely make your ears perk up. Now, y’all know Ledger, them fancy wallet folks that help keep our cryptocurrencies safe and sound. … Read moreLedger’s Recover Service Delay Raises Eyebrows – Is the Cure Worse Than the Ill, Y’all?

Bitcoin’s Lethargic Dance: A No-Trade Zone Amid Economic Uncertainty

[CryptoButthead.com , msch , May 23, 2023] The ol’ Bitcoin, our much-loved digital gold, has been quieter than a church mouse this May. The price of this rascal ain’t budging a hair from its dang narrow range, and traders are feelin’ a sense of deja vu. With Bitcoin sittin’ at US$ 27,413 and Ethereum at … Read moreBitcoin’s Lethargic Dance: A No-Trade Zone Amid Economic Uncertainty