[CryptoButthead.com , May 10, 2023] Well, well, well, ain’t this somethin’? Binance, the biggest hootenanny of a cryptocurrency exchange in the world, ain’t takin’ too kindly to Uncle Joe’s clampdown on their industry. They’re hollerin’ back, sayin’ they’re lookin’ to git the good graces of the UK regulators. Their bigwig, Patrick Hillmann, says it’s like … Read moreBinance Pokes at Biden’s Crypto Crunch, Eyes UK Approval
[CryptoButthead.com , May 9, 2023] Well, ain’t that somethin’ folks? Them digital gold nuggets, Bitcoin BTCUSD +0.68%, along with them other fancy digital coins done fell off the wagon again this Tuesday. Y’see, there was this massive traffic jam in the blockchain network, and that made Binance, the biggest crypto exchange in this world, halt … Read moreCrypto Chaos: Bitcoin Skids and Altcoins Slide as Y’all Better Hold Yer Horses!
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[CryptoButthead.com , May 8, 2023] So, like, there’s this chick named Noor, huh huh. She’s all quiet ‘n stuff ’cause she doesn’t want her boyfriend to know she lost, like, £14,000 on trading. She also made £8,000 on Bitcoin last year but lost that too. Noor’s all like, “I feel so stupid, can’t talk to … Read moreGuide to Amateur Crypto Investors Losing Life Savings
[CryptoButthead.com , May 6, 2023] Dude, if you wanna cash in big time, you gotta find meme coins before they get famous. Just look at PEPE: The price skyrocketed by an unbelievable 375,000x in just 21 days. Gains like that are rare, so you gotta find the right meme coin at the right time, huh … Read moreDiscovering Meme Coins Early and Cashing In
[CryptoButthead.com , May 5, 2023]Alright, so check this out, man. There’s this new meme coin called Pepe (PEPE), and it’s like, totally skyrocketing or whatever. It hit an all-time high of $0.00000168, and now it’s at $0.00000166, which is still up like 75% in the past 24 hours, huh huh. Now, even though the crypto … Read morePepe Coin’s All Like, ‘I’m Rich, Dude!’ But Don’t Get Too Excited
[CryptoButthead.com , May 4, 2023] So, like, there’s this bank, PacWest, and they’re in some deep doo-doo, man. Their share price went kaput, and now they’re begging for help or whatever. They’re talking to some potential partners and investors to save their butts, and they might sell themselves or split up the company. Man, if … Read morePacWest Bank’s Freakin’ Out, Maybe Bitcoin’s the Answer, Dude?
[CryptoButthead.com , May 4, 2023] So, like, there’s this frog dude named Pepe, right? And he’s, uh, sorta helping people get rich with these digital thingies called NFTs, or whatever. Huh huh. Some people are all like, “Whoa, Pepe’s now in the top 100 assets, bro!” But, uh, I dunno, man. Sounds kinda sketchy to … Read morePepe’s Turning Nerds into Millionaires, Maybe? Huh Huh
[CryptoButthead.com , April 27, 2023] Uh huh huh, hey dudes, listen up! Coinbase is like in a lotta trouble with the SEC, dudes! They’re trying to like, avoid getting sued and stuff. They’re like telling the SEC that they’re not an easy target and that they’ll exhaust all avenues to fight back. But, uh, they’re … Read moreCoinbase vs SEC? It’s on! They’re like, fighting, and stuff!
[CryptoButthead.com , April 25, 2023] Yo dude, Coinbase just did something crazy. They took the SEC to court over a petition that the agency filed about a new rule that could have an impact on crypto exchanges. Basically, the SEC wants to require exchanges like Coinbase to register as securities exchanges, which would impose a … Read moreCoinbase Flips Off SEC With Rule Petition Lawsuit