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Bitcoin and Ethereum: The Wild, Wild West of Finance Gets a Polished Shine

[CryptoButthead.com , msc , mschro , April 7, 2024] Well, Ash, lemme tell ya, Bitcoin’s sittin’ pretty at around $70,000, and Ethereum’s not too shabby either, hoverin’ at about $3,389. This crypto rodeo’s gettin’ hotter by the minute, and with Bitcoin’s next halving just a stone’s throw away, things are lookin’ mighty interesting. Now, Booker, … Read moreBitcoin and Ethereum: The Wild, Wild West of Finance Gets a Polished Shine

Ash and Booker’s Egg-straordinary Market Analysis: Crypto Hops and Stock Surprises!

[CryptoButthead.com , msc, mschro, March 31, 2024] Hey there, CryptoButthead Readers, Wishing y’all a hoppy Easter. Last week was as thrilling as finding a double-yolker but about as surprising as an Easter egg in a basket. Come Friday, the U.S. revealed its PCE Price Index numbers, and wouldn’t you know it, indexes are still sky-high, … Read moreAsh and Booker’s Egg-straordinary Market Analysis: Crypto Hops and Stock Surprises!

Sideways Crypto, Soaring Stocks, and Sh*tcoin Shenanigans

[CryptoButthead.com , msc , mschro , March 24, 2024] This week, Ash and Booker dive into the mixed bag of crypto movements, strong stock performances, and the peculiar rise of altcoins. With a blend of professional sarcasm and optimism, they share insights on Bitcoin, Ethereum, and why they’re steering clear of altcoins. Happy Sunday, dear … Read moreSideways Crypto, Soaring Stocks, and Sh*tcoin Shenanigans

Crypto Climbs, Tech Triumphs, and the Old Guard’s Misfires

[CryptoButthead.com , msc, mschro, March 10, 2024] Hey there, folks! It’s Ash and Booker, back again to chew the fat on another whirlwind week in the world of finance. Let’s just say, if this week was a rodeo, we’d all be hangin’ on for dear life! First off, let’s talk about those so-called “old school … Read moreCrypto Climbs, Tech Triumphs, and the Old Guard’s Misfires

Crypto Roundup: Bitcoin’s Bull Run and the ETF Frenzy!

[CryptoButthead.com , msc, mschro, March 4, 2024] Hey there, y’all! It’s your dynamic duo, Ash and Booker, back again to dish out the latest scoop from the wild world of crypto. Bitcoin and Ethereum takin’ a breather this weekend before what looks like another leap into the great unknown. Let’s dive into the nitty-gritty, shall … Read moreCrypto Roundup: Bitcoin’s Bull Run and the ETF Frenzy!

Ash and Booker’s Salute to Presidents’ Day: From Founding Fathers to Crypto Pioneers!

[CryptoButthead.com , msc, mschro, February 19, 2024] Hiya folks! Ash and Booker here, to tip our hats to a very special occasion – Happy Presidents’ Day! Now, ain’t it a fine day to remember the great leaders who’ve shaped this grand ol’ country of ours? But, let’s not forget, in our modern world, we’ve got … Read moreAsh and Booker’s Salute to Presidents’ Day: From Founding Fathers to Crypto Pioneers!

A Wild Financial Rodeo: Super Bowl Frenzy, Crypto Coasters, and Stock Surges!

[CryptoButthead.com , msc, mschro, February 15, 2024] Howdy, y’all! It’s your favorite financial wranglers, Ash and Booker, back in the saddle for what’s been one heck of a rollercoaster week – and it ain’t even Friday yet! From the Super Bowl shindig to the crypto market’s mood swings, we’ve seen more ups and downs than … Read moreA Wild Financial Rodeo: Super Bowl Frenzy, Crypto Coasters, and Stock Surges!

A Rootin’ Tootin’ Start to 2024 in Stocks and Crypto!

[CryptoButthead.com, msc, mschro Jan, 2 2024] Yo, Ash and Booker here, wishin’ y’all a Happy New Year. Now, sit yerself down and let us tell ya ’bout the wild ride we’ve been seein’ in the stock and crypto markets as we kick off 2024. First off, congrats on survivin’ 2023 – what a hootenanny that … Read moreA Rootin’ Tootin’ Start to 2024 in Stocks and Crypto!

Ash and Booker’s Take on the Crypto Roller Coaster and the Stock Market Hoedown!

[CryptoButthead.com , msch, mschro, December 20, 2023] Ash and Booker, back at it again with our two cents on this wild ride we call the crypto and stock markets. Now, don’t y’all worry, we’re keepin’ it light with a dash of sarcasm and a heapin’ helpin’ of optimism! Ash: “Well, Booker, looks like we’re ’bout … Read moreAsh and Booker’s Take on the Crypto Roller Coaster and the Stock Market Hoedown!

A Wild Week in Crypto and Gold’s Uncertain Future

[CryptoButthead.com , msch , Dezember 9, 2023] It’s your favorite backwoods tech gurus, Ash and Booker, comin’ at ya with a heapin’ helpin’ of news from the crypto and stock markets. Now, grab yerself a jug of moonshine and settle in, ’cause we got a tale to tell that’s crazier than a coon in a … Read moreA Wild Week in Crypto and Gold’s Uncertain Future