[CryptoButthead.com , msch, bsch, October 2, 2023] It’s me, Ash, typin’ away while Booker’s got his nose in the crypto space, tryin’ to sniff out what’s what. We been chattin’ with the folks in front of Wall Street, and lordy, we got more questions than a cat’s got lives! So, y’all heard? Bitcoin popped like … Read moreIt’s Uptober Y’all! 🚀 Ash & Booker’s Take on the Bitcoin Bounce! 🎉
[CryptoButthead.com , msc, September 25, 2023] Howdy y’all! It’s us again, Ash and Booker, comin’ at ya live from the heart of the boondocks. Now, grab y’allselves a jug of sweet tea, ’cause we got some talkin’ to do. 🥤 Now, we done discussed a heap of stuff just a few hours ago, and lemme … Read more🌾 Ash & Booker’s Chronicles: The Snooze Fest of Crypto & Stocks! 🌾
[CryptoButthead.com , msch, tlei , September 12, 2023] You know what time it is ! Right ! It’s Ash and Booker here, your favorite hillbillies, and boy, do we got some thoughts to share with y’all ’bout this here crypto market. 🐂 First off, ain’t the crypto market been as exciting as watchin’ paint dry? … Read more🤠 Ash & Booker’s Crypto Rodeo: From Boring Markets to AI Titans 🚀
[CryptoButthead.com , msch, mschro , August 24, 2023] It’s Ash and Booker, your favorite educated hillbillies, comin’ at ya with another dose of our good ol’ sarcasm-filled wisdom. Now, we’ve been sittin’ on our porch, sippin’ some sweet tea, and watchin’ this here crypto and stock market. And lemme tell y’all, it’s been more entertainin’ … Read moreAsh & Booker’s Take: Y’all Americans Done Lost Yer Gumption in Crypto & Stocks! Time to Grow a Pair, Don’t Ya Think?
[CryptoButthead.com , msch, dgoldsmith, August 17, 2023] Darn Darn Darn … It’s Ash and Booker here, and boy, do we got some juicy tidbits for ya from the wild world of them cryptos. Now, sit tight, ’cause this here’s gonna be a hollerin’ good time (not)! First off, we got this feller, Javier Milei, down … Read moreWell, Hot Diggity! Bitcoin’s Ridin’ a Rollercoaster, But Ash & Booker Reckon It’s All Part of the Hoedown!
[CryptoButthead.com , msch, dgoldsmith, August 15, 2023] Well, howdy there! Now, we reckon y’all been hearin’ ’bout that there Bitcoin, right? The one that’s been sittin’ around like a lazy ol’ hound dog on a hot summer day? Yep, that’s the one. Now, we ain’t no fancy city slicker, but even me ol’ Ash and … Read moreWell, Darn It! Ash, Booker, and the Sleepy Crypto Dance of Bitcoin and Ethereum
[CryptoButthead.com , msch , July 31, 2023] Bitcoin is actin’ like a sleepy cowpoke, just stuck in its tiny corral, durnit! Some folks out there are gettin’ all fidgety, wonderin’ if this critter’s gonna break free and put on a show. The question is, will we see a good ol’ breakout? Now, don’t y’all go … Read moreBitcoin Stuck in Its Own Rodeo, But Don’t Count Out the Bull Riders Yet!
[CryptoButthead.com , msch , July 14, 2023] Bitcoin and them other cryptocurrencies went on a wild ride after Ripple smacked down them securities regulators on July 13. It’s like the rebels takin’ on the Empire, y’know? Bitcoin, bless its heart, surged by a hefty 4.3% in just 24 hours. It reached a market value of … Read moreCrypto Market Soars as Ripple Wins Legal Battle, Making SEC Look Silly
[CryptoButthead.com , msch, July , 2023] Well, well, well, ain’t that a sight to behold! Bitcoin done fell below that fancy US$30,000 support line in Friday morning tradin’ out there in Asia. Them traders, always lookin’ for a quick buck, decided it was time to snatch some profits. Why, you might ask? Well, they got … Read moreBitcoin Takes a Tumble as Wall Street Whiz Kids Panic
[CryptoButthead.com , July 4, 2023 – msch] Howdy, now, on this glorious Fourth of July, while we’re grillin’ burgers and shootin’ off fireworks, Bitcoin and Ether decided to walk tall. They must’ve been too distracted by all the Independence Day celebrations, I reckon. You see, them investors stayed mighty optimistic despite the Securities and Exchange … Read moreBitcoin and Ether Walking Tall on the Fourth of July, But Hey, Some Cryptos Are Still Hanging Tough