[CryptoButthead.com , msch , Dezember 9, 2023] It’s your favorite backwoods tech gurus, Ash and Booker, comin’ at ya with a heapin’ helpin’ of news from the crypto and stock markets. Now, grab yerself a jug of moonshine and settle in, ’cause we got a tale to tell that’s crazier than a coon in a … Read moreA Wild Week in Crypto and Gold’s Uncertain Future
[CryptoButthead.com , November 23, 2023] Howdy … it’s your favorite financial hillbillies, Ash and Booker, here to wish y’all a Happy Thanksgiving! Now, we know this time of year is all about turkey, stuffing, and your Aunt Mildred’s questionable green bean casserole, but let’s talk turkey about something else – the crypto and stock markets! … Read moreAsh and Booker’s Guide to a Crypto-Flavored Thanksgiving: Gobble Up Those Gains!
[CryptoButthead.com , msch, mschro, November 15, 2023] Howdy, Ash and Booker here, comin’ at ya with some downright electrifyin’ news from the world of Bitcoin and them fancy cryptocurrencies. Now, this ain’t your grandpappy’s financial advice – we’re talkin’ straight-up, no-nonsense, hillbilly wisdom with a side of sass! First off, let’s gab ’bout what Mark … Read moreY’all Ain’t Gonna Believe This: Bitcoin’s Wild Ride and Why We’re Bet’n Big on Crypto!
[CryptoButthead.com , msch, mschro, October 25, 2023] Well, well, well … Hello there y’all! It’s your favorite hillbilly duo, Ash and Booker, back at it again with some good ol’ crypto chatter. Now, Ash, I saw you raisin’ that whiskey glass when Bitcoin hit that US$35,000 mark. But lemme ask ya, do we really trust … Read moreAsh & Booker’s Hootenanny: Bitcoin’s Dance and The Big Ol’ Bulltrap
[CryptoButthead.com , msch, mschro, October 18, 2023] Ash ‘n Booker’s Big Ol’ Return: Uptober’s Just a Hoot, But Them Markets Ain’t Sleepin’, Y’all! Well, butter my biscuit, y’all, it’s Ash and Booker comin’ atcha live from… well, wherever we darn well please! We been layin’ low, watchin’ this hogwash they call a market. Remember when … Read moreUptober’s Just a Hoot, But Them Markets Ain’t Sleepin’, Y’all!
[CryptoButthead.com , msc, September 25, 2023] Howdy y’all! It’s us again, Ash and Booker, comin’ at ya live from the heart of the boondocks. Now, grab y’allselves a jug of sweet tea, ’cause we got some talkin’ to do. 🥤 Now, we done discussed a heap of stuff just a few hours ago, and lemme … Read more🌾 Ash & Booker’s Chronicles: The Snooze Fest of Crypto & Stocks! 🌾
[CryptoButthead.com , msch , mschro , August 30, 2023] Ash and Booker comin’ at ya with the latest and greatest from the wild world of crypto and stocks. Now, yesterday was greener than a fresh patch of Kentucky bluegrass! First off, can y’all believe Google’s plannin’ to set up shop in El Salvador? Dang, that’s … Read moreAsh & Booker’s Wild Crypto Rodeo: Big Green Days, Google Ventures, and SEC Shenanigans!
[CryptoButthead.com , msch, mschro , August 24, 2023] It’s Ash and Booker, your favorite educated hillbillies, comin’ at ya with another dose of our good ol’ sarcasm-filled wisdom. Now, we’ve been sittin’ on our porch, sippin’ some sweet tea, and watchin’ this here crypto and stock market. And lemme tell y’all, it’s been more entertainin’ … Read moreAsh & Booker’s Take: Y’all Americans Done Lost Yer Gumption in Crypto & Stocks! Time to Grow a Pair, Don’t Ya Think?
[CryptoButthead.com , msch , dgoldsmith , August 22, 2023] Howdy there, folks! It’s yer favorite hillbilly duo, Ash and Booker, comin’ at ya with some thoughts on this here crypto and stock market. Now, we’ve been sittin’ on our porch, sippin’ some good ol’ moonshine, and watchin’ them Crypto and digital asset holdings like MicroStrategy … Read moreAsh & Booker’s Take: Y’all Americans Lost Yer Grit? The Tale of Buyin’ High and Sellin’ Low
[CryptoButthead.com , msch , May 17, 2023] Well now, gather ’round, folks. Let me spin y’all a yarn about this thing the British folks used to do back in the 19th century. Y’see, every May, them highfalutin’ nobles and merchants would pack up their fancy britches and head off for summer vacation, not comin’ back … Read moreMay Sell-Offs and Fancy Horsies: A Hillbilly’s Guide to Stock Market Shenanigans