[CryptoButthead.com , msch , July 31, 2023] Bitcoin is actin’ like a sleepy cowpoke, just stuck in its tiny corral, durnit! Some folks out there are gettin’ all fidgety, wonderin’ if this critter’s gonna break free and put on a show. The question is, will we see a good ol’ breakout? Now, don’t y’all go … Read moreBitcoin Stuck in Its Own Rodeo, But Don’t Count Out the Bull Riders Yet!
[CryptoButthead.com , msch , July 14, 2023] Bitcoin and them other cryptocurrencies went on a wild ride after Ripple smacked down them securities regulators on July 13. It’s like the rebels takin’ on the Empire, y’know? Bitcoin, bless its heart, surged by a hefty 4.3% in just 24 hours. It reached a market value of … Read moreCrypto Market Soars as Ripple Wins Legal Battle, Making SEC Look Silly
[CryptoButthead.com , msch, July , 2023] Well, well, well, ain’t that a sight to behold! Bitcoin done fell below that fancy US$30,000 support line in Friday morning tradin’ out there in Asia. Them traders, always lookin’ for a quick buck, decided it was time to snatch some profits. Why, you might ask? Well, they got … Read moreBitcoin Takes a Tumble as Wall Street Whiz Kids Panic
[CryptoButthead.com , July 4, 2023 – msch] Howdy, now, on this glorious Fourth of July, while we’re grillin’ burgers and shootin’ off fireworks, Bitcoin and Ether decided to walk tall. They must’ve been too distracted by all the Independence Day celebrations, I reckon. You see, them investors stayed mighty optimistic despite the Securities and Exchange … Read moreBitcoin and Ether Walking Tall on the Fourth of July, But Hey, Some Cryptos Are Still Hanging Tough
[CryptoButthead.com , msch, goldsmith, June 23, 2023] Howdy! Hold on to your hats ’cause we got some news from the wild, wild world of cryptocurrencies. It seems like those digital coins were feelin’ a bit frisky on Thursday, with prices ticklin’ higher. And you know what kicked things off? Our good ol’ buddy bitcoin took … Read moreCrypto Prices Bounce Back, Y’all! Bitcoin Reclaims $30,000 Level and Ethereum Makes a Sneaky Move
[CryptoButthead.com , msch , dgoldsmith – June 19, 2023] — Y’all won’t believe the drama unfoldin’ in the world of crypto! After gettin’ slapped with lawsuits left and right, crypto exchanges are in hot water. But hold on to your cowboy hats, ’cause JP Morgan, the big ol’ US banking giant, ain’t takin’ it lyin’ … Read moreJP Morgan Takes on SEC in Crypto Showdown: Will the SEC Chair Survive?
[CryptoButthead.com , msch , June 15, 2023] In a recent interview with Bloomberg, Michael Saylor, the founder and executive chairman of MicroStrategy, shared his belief that the crypto industry is on its way to being all about Bitcoin, thanks to some regulatory actions and the dominance of the leading cryptocurrency. Saylor, who has been a … Read moreMicroStrategy’s Michael Saylor: Bitcoin’s Rise Signals Consolidation of the Crypto World
[CryptoButthead.com , msch , Juni 10, 2023] Well, well, well, y’all! The SEC just went on a rampage and gave altcoins a beatdown they won’t soon forget. It’s like they were flexing their regulatory muscles and showing who’s boss in the crypto world. But let me tell ya, this crackdown ain’t no joke. It’s like … Read moreSEC Throws Shade at Altcoins, Bitcoin and Ethereum Reign Supreme
[CryptoButthead.com , msch , Juni 9, 2023] Y’all, buckle up ’cause we got ourselves a real hootenanny in the world of cryptocurrencies! The Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) Chair, Gary Gensler, is in some hot water ’cause it turns out he’s got some questionable connections with Binance, the crypto exchange. Now, I ain’t no expert, … Read moreCrypto Chaos: SEC Chair’s Shady Ties, Investor Confidence, and the Battle of Lawsuits!
[CryptoButthead.com , msch , June 7, 2023] Well, well, well, folks, it’s been one heck of a week in the crypto world. The big shots over at the U.S. Securities and Exchange (SEC) decided to come down hard on two of the largest centralized crypto exchanges out there. And what did their chairman, Gary Gensler, … Read moreSEC Chairman Takes a Swing at Crypto, Y’all Ain’t Necessary