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Bitcoin Bounces Back Over $27K Despite Network Congestion: A Hillbilly’s Take on the Crypto Scene

[CryptoButthead.com , msch , May 15, 2023] Well, howdy, folks! Y’all better buckle up ’cause the Bitcoin rodeo is back in full swing. Despite the recent chaos on its network, the grandpappy of all cryptos, Bitcoin, has moseyed its way back up above the hefty $27,000 mark. This comes as transaction fees are climbin’ faster … Read moreBitcoin Bounces Back Over $27K Despite Network Congestion: A Hillbilly’s Take on the Crypto Scene

Senators Rekindle Bill to Tackle El Salvador’s Bitcoin Adoption: A Tale of Cross-Aisle Collaboration

[CryptoButthead.com , msch , May 12, 2023] Well, y’all, it seems like our Senators are at it again! Two of them fellers, Senator James Risch from Idaho and Senator Bob Menendez from New Jersey, have decided to dust off an old bill from 2022. Now, these two usually can’t agree on the color of the … Read moreSenators Rekindle Bill to Tackle El Salvador’s Bitcoin Adoption: A Tale of Cross-Aisle Collaboration

Neptune Digital Assets: A-Hoppin’ and a-Boppin’ on the Cryptocurrency Dance Floor

[CryptoButthead.com , msch , May 12, 2023] Y’all gather round, cause there’s a tale a-brewin’ about Neptune Digital Assets Corp. (CVE:NDA , OTC:NPPTF). Them fancy-pants number crunchers over yonder at HC Wainwright, they done tweaked their Q3 2023 earnings estimates for ol’ Neptune. Seems they reckon the company ain’t gonna be in the red no … Read moreNeptune Digital Assets: A-Hoppin’ and a-Boppin’ on the Cryptocurrency Dance Floor

Coinbase’s Bumpy Ride with Memecoin PEPE – Gamblers’ Outrage and the Road to a Healthier Crypto Community

[CryptoButthead.com , msch , May 12, 2023] Well, I’ll be! Now, y’all ain’t gonna believe this. Over yonder on Twitter, folks got their feathers all ruffled up when them memecoin PEPE fans started a hullabaloo with #DeleteCoinbase trendin’ after Coinbase, that big ol’ crypto exchange, sent out a newsletter callin’ their coin a “hate symbol.” … Read moreCoinbase’s Bumpy Ride with Memecoin PEPE – Gamblers’ Outrage and the Road to a Healthier Crypto Community

Crypto Selloff: Bitcoin, Ether Slide Amid Network Congestion and Shrinking Liquidity Concerns; U.S. Equity Futures Rise On Slowing Inflation

[CryptoButthead.com , msch, May 12, 2023] The cryptocurrency market experienced significant setbacks as Bitcoin and Ether, two of the largest digital currencies, saw their prices slide. Bitcoin fell below $27,000, largely due to concerns about shrinking liquidity and network congestion that is causing transaction costs to surge. Simultaneously, Ether fell below the critical support level … Read moreCrypto Selloff: Bitcoin, Ether Slide Amid Network Congestion and Shrinking Liquidity Concerns; U.S. Equity Futures Rise On Slowing Inflation

Crypto Kinfolk Rally ‘Round Coinbase in SEC Rodeo Standoff

[CryptoButthead.com , msch , May 11, 2023] Well, now, the crypto folks are bandin’ together tighter than a new pair of jeans, standin’ shoulder to shoulder with Coinbase (COIN). They’re gearin’ up to give a good ol’ fashioned challenge to the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission’s (SEC) “come on in and register” hollerin’ that’s aimed … Read moreCrypto Kinfolk Rally ‘Round Coinbase in SEC Rodeo Standoff

Binance Pokes at Biden’s Crypto Crunch, Eyes UK Approval

[CryptoButthead.com , May 10, 2023] Well, well, well, ain’t this somethin’? Binance, the biggest hootenanny of a cryptocurrency exchange in the world, ain’t takin’ too kindly to Uncle Joe’s clampdown on their industry. They’re hollerin’ back, sayin’ they’re lookin’ to git the good graces of the UK regulators. Their bigwig, Patrick Hillmann, says it’s like … Read moreBinance Pokes at Biden’s Crypto Crunch, Eyes UK Approval

NYC Judge Slaps Down a Leaky Lid on Trump’s Case Evidence, Making Sure It Ain’t Wandering Onto the Internet!

[CryptoButthead.com , May 9, 2023] Well, I’ll be doggone! This here city judge in the Big Apple threw down a protective order in the case against former President Donald Trump. This order’s supposed to keep all the evidence shared by the DA’s office from sprouting legs and running onto the internet. Last month, Trump hollered … Read moreNYC Judge Slaps Down a Leaky Lid on Trump’s Case Evidence, Making Sure It Ain’t Wandering Onto the Internet!

Enough is Enough: Time to Grab the Bull by the Horns and Turn the Tide

[CryptoButthead.com , May 9, 2023] Well, folks, I gotta tell ya, I’m fed up with this darn stock market dance day in and day out. All this sideways movement, up and down, back and forth… it’s like a dang square dance, only no one’s hittin’ the right beat. Then we got inflation and monetary policy … Read moreEnough is Enough: Time to Grab the Bull by the Horns and Turn the Tide

Crypto Chaos: Bitcoin Skids and Altcoins Slide as Y’all Better Hold Yer Horses!

[CryptoButthead.com , May 9, 2023] Well, ain’t that somethin’ folks? Them digital gold nuggets, Bitcoin BTCUSD +0.68%, along with them other fancy digital coins done fell off the wagon again this Tuesday. Y’see, there was this massive traffic jam in the blockchain network, and that made Binance, the biggest crypto exchange in this world, halt … Read moreCrypto Chaos: Bitcoin Skids and Altcoins Slide as Y’all Better Hold Yer Horses!