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Ash & Booker’s Wild Crypto Rodeo: Big Green Days, Google Ventures, and SEC Shenanigans!

[CryptoButthead.com , msch , mschro , August 30, 2023] Ash and Booker comin’ at ya with the latest and greatest from the wild world of crypto and stocks. Now, yesterday was greener than a fresh patch of Kentucky bluegrass! First off, can y’all believe Google’s plannin’ to set up shop in El Salvador? Dang, that’s … Read moreAsh & Booker’s Wild Crypto Rodeo: Big Green Days, Google Ventures, and SEC Shenanigans!

Crypto Market Soars as Ripple Wins Legal Battle, Making SEC Look Silly

[CryptoButthead.com , msch , July 14, 2023] Bitcoin and them other cryptocurrencies went on a wild ride after Ripple smacked down them securities regulators on July 13. It’s like the rebels takin’ on the Empire, y’know? Bitcoin, bless its heart, surged by a hefty 4.3% in just 24 hours. It reached a market value of … Read moreCrypto Market Soars as Ripple Wins Legal Battle, Making SEC Look Silly

Bitcoin and Ether Walking Tall on the Fourth of July, But Hey, Some Cryptos Are Still Hanging Tough

[CryptoButthead.com , July 4, 2023 – msch] Howdy, now, on this glorious Fourth of July, while we’re grillin’ burgers and shootin’ off fireworks, Bitcoin and Ether decided to walk tall. They must’ve been too distracted by all the Independence Day celebrations, I reckon. You see, them investors stayed mighty optimistic despite the Securities and Exchange … Read moreBitcoin and Ether Walking Tall on the Fourth of July, But Hey, Some Cryptos Are Still Hanging Tough

JP Morgan Takes on SEC in Crypto Showdown: Will the SEC Chair Survive?

[CryptoButthead.com , msch , dgoldsmith – June 19, 2023] — Y’all won’t believe the drama unfoldin’ in the world of crypto! After gettin’ slapped with lawsuits left and right, crypto exchanges are in hot water. But hold on to your cowboy hats, ’cause JP Morgan, the big ol’ US banking giant, ain’t takin’ it lyin’ … Read moreJP Morgan Takes on SEC in Crypto Showdown: Will the SEC Chair Survive?

SEC Throws Shade at Altcoins, Bitcoin and Ethereum Reign Supreme

[CryptoButthead.com , msch , Juni 10, 2023] Well, well, well, y’all! The SEC just went on a rampage and gave altcoins a beatdown they won’t soon forget. It’s like they were flexing their regulatory muscles and showing who’s boss in the crypto world. But let me tell ya, this crackdown ain’t no joke. It’s like … Read moreSEC Throws Shade at Altcoins, Bitcoin and Ethereum Reign Supreme

Crypto Chaos: SEC Chair’s Shady Ties, Investor Confidence, and the Battle of Lawsuits!

[CryptoButthead.com , msch , Juni 9, 2023] Y’all, buckle up ’cause we got ourselves a real hootenanny in the world of cryptocurrencies! The Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) Chair, Gary Gensler, is in some hot water ’cause it turns out he’s got some questionable connections with Binance, the crypto exchange. Now, I ain’t no expert, … Read moreCrypto Chaos: SEC Chair’s Shady Ties, Investor Confidence, and the Battle of Lawsuits!

SEC’s Attack on Coinbase Leaves USA’s Blockchain Innovation in the Dust

[CryptoButthead.com , dgoldsmith , June 6, 2023] Howdy folks, gather ’round and listen up ’cause we got ourselves a real doozy of a situation. It looks like the good ol’ USA is losin’ its grip on innovation, and the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) is wanderin’ around clueless like a lost chicken on a dirt … Read moreSEC’s Attack on Coinbase Leaves USA’s Blockchain Innovation in the Dust

Hollerin’ from the Holler: Crypto Cowboys Dodge Uncle Sam’s Rules

[CryptoButthead.com , msch , May 16, 2023] Well, now, ain’t this a hoot? These here fancy crypto exchanges in the US, y’know, like that big’un Coinbase and Gemini, are packin’ their bags and settin’ up shop elsewhere. Y’see, Uncle Sam’s been crackin’ down on these digital doodads, and these companies are lookin’ for some elbow … Read moreHollerin’ from the Holler: Crypto Cowboys Dodge Uncle Sam’s Rules

Crypto Wild West is Getting Tamed: Binance High-Tails Outta Canada Amid Regulatory Ruckus

[CryptoButthead.com , msteph , msch , May 15, 2023] Howdy friends! Pull up a chair an’ lend an ear – there’s a whole heap of hullabaloo brewin’ in the wild world of crypto. Y’see, them lawmen regulators have been rustlin’ up some serious heat this year, more than ever before, and it’s got the whole … Read moreCrypto Wild West is Getting Tamed: Binance High-Tails Outta Canada Amid Regulatory Ruckus

Coinbase’s Bumpy Ride with Memecoin PEPE – Gamblers’ Outrage and the Road to a Healthier Crypto Community

[CryptoButthead.com , msch , May 12, 2023] Well, I’ll be! Now, y’all ain’t gonna believe this. Over yonder on Twitter, folks got their feathers all ruffled up when them memecoin PEPE fans started a hullabaloo with #DeleteCoinbase trendin’ after Coinbase, that big ol’ crypto exchange, sent out a newsletter callin’ their coin a “hate symbol.” … Read moreCoinbase’s Bumpy Ride with Memecoin PEPE – Gamblers’ Outrage and the Road to a Healthier Crypto Community