[CryptoButthead.com , November 21, 2023] Well, howdy Dudes and Dudettes! It’s us again, Ash and Booker, comin’ at ya with another wild tale from the crypto frontier. Now, we were fixin’ to jaw about the SEC swingin’ its lasso at the crypto scene, but wait wait … ’cause we got somethin’ even juicier. So, gather … Read moreAsh and Booker’s Take on the Binance Hullabaloo: A Crypto Rodeo Like No Other!
[CryptoButthead.com , msch, mschro, October 18, 2023] Ash ‘n Booker’s Big Ol’ Return: Uptober’s Just a Hoot, But Them Markets Ain’t Sleepin’, Y’all! Well, butter my biscuit, y’all, it’s Ash and Booker comin’ atcha live from… well, wherever we darn well please! We been layin’ low, watchin’ this hogwash they call a market. Remember when … Read moreUptober’s Just a Hoot, But Them Markets Ain’t Sleepin’, Y’all!
[CryptoButthead.com , msch, dgoldsmith, August 17, 2023] Darn Darn Darn … It’s Ash and Booker here, and boy, do we got some juicy tidbits for ya from the wild world of them cryptos. Now, sit tight, ’cause this here’s gonna be a hollerin’ good time (not)! First off, we got this feller, Javier Milei, down … Read moreWell, Hot Diggity! Bitcoin’s Ridin’ a Rollercoaster, But Ash & Booker Reckon It’s All Part of the Hoedown!
[CryptoButthead.com , July 4, 2023 – msch] Howdy, now, on this glorious Fourth of July, while we’re grillin’ burgers and shootin’ off fireworks, Bitcoin and Ether decided to walk tall. They must’ve been too distracted by all the Independence Day celebrations, I reckon. You see, them investors stayed mighty optimistic despite the Securities and Exchange … Read moreBitcoin and Ether Walking Tall on the Fourth of July, But Hey, Some Cryptos Are Still Hanging Tough
[CryptoButthead.com , msch , dgoldsmith – June 19, 2023] — Y’all won’t believe the drama unfoldin’ in the world of crypto! After gettin’ slapped with lawsuits left and right, crypto exchanges are in hot water. But hold on to your cowboy hats, ’cause JP Morgan, the big ol’ US banking giant, ain’t takin’ it lyin’ … Read moreJP Morgan Takes on SEC in Crypto Showdown: Will the SEC Chair Survive?
[CryptoButthead.com , msch , Juni 10, 2023] Well, well, well, y’all! The SEC just went on a rampage and gave altcoins a beatdown they won’t soon forget. It’s like they were flexing their regulatory muscles and showing who’s boss in the crypto world. But let me tell ya, this crackdown ain’t no joke. It’s like … Read moreSEC Throws Shade at Altcoins, Bitcoin and Ethereum Reign Supreme
[CryptoButthead.com , msch , Juni 9, 2023] Y’all, buckle up ’cause we got ourselves a real hootenanny in the world of cryptocurrencies! The Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) Chair, Gary Gensler, is in some hot water ’cause it turns out he’s got some questionable connections with Binance, the crypto exchange. Now, I ain’t no expert, … Read moreCrypto Chaos: SEC Chair’s Shady Ties, Investor Confidence, and the Battle of Lawsuits!
[CryptoButthead.com , msch , June 6, 2023] In a twist that’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a trailer park, the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) has filed a lawsuit against Binance, the big bad wolf of the cryptocurrency world. They’re accusing Binance, its U.S. platform, and CEO Changpeng Zhao (CZ) … Read moreSEC Takes a Swing at Binance, Claiming It’s Dodging Regulations Like a Slippery Eel
[CryptoButthead.com , dgoldsmith , June 6, 2023] Howdy folks, gather ’round and listen up ’cause we got ourselves a real doozy of a situation. It looks like the good ol’ USA is losin’ its grip on innovation, and the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) is wanderin’ around clueless like a lost chicken on a dirt … Read moreSEC’s Attack on Coinbase Leaves USA’s Blockchain Innovation in the Dust
[CryptoButthead.com , msch , May 28, 2023] Well, well, well, hold on to your hats, folks, ’cause we got ourselves a good ol’ crypto rollercoaster ride! The mighty Binance, that big ol’ crypto exchange, just went ahead and suspended deposits for not one, not two, but TEN bridged tokens! And let me tell ya, that … Read moreCrypto Chaos: Binance Suspends Deposits, Multichain MIA, and Rumors Run Wild!